Saturday, October 27, 2007

Tony Harris...A Newsreading Fool

Tony Harris is probably a nice guy. I bet he's a good husband, family member, provider and neighbor. He probably goes to church on Sunday, doesn't forget birthdays and eats his asparagus.

But his presence on CNN weekend does little but inspire me to spit my coffee at the Philips TV.

In the embedded clip below, you get the full range or Harrisims that should entitle him to a weekend of listening to nails being scratched on a chalkboard. We have the fake stutter, the pause implying a deep thought is being formulated (yet nothing deep comes out of this clown's mouth) and the staccato speech usually reserved for things like, "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

As much as I hate to goof on a former Clevelander, he's our newsdoofus of the week.

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