Friday, August 31, 2007

Wonders of Photoshop


I'm now coming down from the work project that's been stressing me out the last month or two. By most accounts, it's been astonishingly successful...particularly in the implementation and behind-the-scenes data transfers where my energies were focused.

So I hope the relative calm now will mean a picking back up of posting around here.

I came across this really neat collection of photoshops where two celebs/public figures' faces are blended together.

Desperate Times Call for These Kinds of Things

The McCain campaign is releasing a new 12-minute campaign video.

Among other things, it's going to have tape of some of his interrogation when he was a guest at the Hanoi Hilton during the Vietnam War.

With the standard disclaimer that everyone in this country should have high regard for what he did 30-some years ago, speaking purely about the the campaign dynamic, this is basically a Hail Mary pass.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hey There, People, I'm Larry Craig

I couldn't resist throwing down a little Frank Zappa when I read the latest on Larry Craig's saga.

Frankly, this kind of thing, whether he's gay or not, is a little come-uppance for the GOP.

Running for years on this irrational fear of fags in this country really paints them into a corner and I don't feel the least bit bad for any active member of the party who has to explain up and down that he doesn't like to stick his peter in a bad place.

Now let's enjoy a little Bobby Brown from the Maestro.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Hello, Honey. It's Me.

The Parental Units used to listen to a bit of Harry Chapin when I was a kid and I kind of got a bigger kick out of him later on in life. The singer-songwriters of that era (like Chapin, Jim Croce and Steve Goodman) were American originals and, unfortunately, few and far between these days.

Ryan Adams is one of the few moderately-successful exceptions I can think of.

I won't bother with the overplayed Cat's song, but how about a little W.O.L.D.? This is a live cut from 1981...the sound is a bit scratchier that a studio cut I found, but I kind of dug this one...and if you don't like it, get your own blog! ;-)

That's PHAT!

Well, more like Federal Funding Accountability and Transparency Act.

Barack Obama, Ron Paul and Sam Brownback are uniting to have a sort of 'Google Government' which would allow citizens to search on anyone getting a government contract, grant or earmark.

It's not the first time this idea has been moved around and I wouldn't exactly hold my breath waiting for a picture of efficiency if it does happen.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Blogging While Greece Burns

The fires over in Greece are certainly sad news and one hopes they get it under control.

I did find myself making piggie noises I was laughing so hard, though, when I read Chromavista's coment on it over at Digg.

I thought you weren't supposed to put water on a Greece fire...

Thanks, Leslie

...For helping fix the ugly rounders that used to be off-center around the masthead!

We All Have Days Like This, Buddy

I've been doing some housework and listening to the Sirius Blues station this afternoon and it put me in a good mindset. So I decided to dig up some good old Buddy Guy for you.

It's one of his better-known tunes and you'll see why, when you listen to this, that he's revered as a god, the world 'round...

Damn Right I've Got the Blues, from 1991.

You Talkin' to Me?

Hollywood seems like such a great place. Every time you do something, it ends up in one of the rags.

Defamer has started to become one of the sites I cruise for interesting tidbits and I found one here about Entourage's agent-god, Jeremy Piven getting in a little spat with the fam.

It's such a bummer that we're winding down on episodes for this season on Entourage...just as I was starting to warm up to it and find what I have been missing these last few years.

Blame Someone Else

Came across an interesting little posting about the US education system this morning.

This is one of those topics where you really have to wonder about someone who has a categorical, black-and-white opinion. It's complex, hard to test and always changing.

That said, the writer does throw enough caution in the air to rain on the folks who like to blame schools for all of our ills and try to convince us that in the good old days, everyone learned their ABCs...

Bill Maher's Real Time Returns on HBO This Weekend

I guess Real Time is broadcast live on Friday evenings, but the replay on Sunday evening turns into my 60-Minutes-ish weekend wrap up routine.

Here's a short Bill video, talking about what he did on his summer vacations...I kind of swiped it from HuffPo. ;-)

I feel like the creators are going to make me say things that cause my sphincter to tighten.

Special thanks to Janeane Garofalo for some words that could make those Eggs Benedict come back out the way they came in.

Turns out that Ms. G. is going to take a role on the hit FOX show, 24 pretty soon. While I've never watched it and don't have any plans to, it is rather amusing how she's whoring herself out to the network she's railed against for years.

I don't find Garofalo's liberal politics all that annoying, but it's her sanctimonious attitude that makes my toes just curl.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Blogger Now Offers Video Upload



Eh, kind of interesting, I guess. The one advantage I have found is that some users on YouTube don't allow embedding. But I can use RealPlayer to pull down a local flash copy of the video, then upload it here...provided it's under the 1M size limit.

The buffering wait is a little annoying, but it's still a nice enhancement.

I did not need it here w/ one of the great scenes from Godfather I, though. The flick choice was appropriate as I was making gnocchi for dinner while doing this.

I'm Never Too Busy for Ringo Starr!

Going through a stressful period at work, but this is probably the end of the hassles for some time...a project that we've been working on for some time goes live this week. If you see a PayPal "Donate to Dan" link on the front page come Thursday, you'll know how it went. ;-)

Anyway, I may try to get my mind off some of the stuff and post up some amusing things later on today or tomorrow, but in the meantime, I thought I would put up one of my favorite post-Beatles songs by any of the Fab Four. The claymation is historically inaccurate, since the Beatles themselves didn't play this song, but The No No Song is a light-hearted tune about an issue that's close to some folks' hearts.

We saw Ringo and his All Starr Band, jeez, back in the early 90s I guess. At that time, he was touring with Todd Rundgren, Nils Lofgren, Joe Walsh and Dave Edmunds. Fun time.

Make sure you make the 'sniffing' gesture at the appropriate point!


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Neil Young Performs Dylan's "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"

This morning on the way in to work, I was listening to the Grateful Dead at Boston Garden during their last fall tour.

They let Phil dust off one of my favorite Dylan songs, "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues." I dare say I like their playing of it better than the master himself.

Anyway, I was having a tough time finding a listenable copy out on YouTube, so grabbed the commercially-recorded 30th Anniversary Show and Neil Young doing the honors.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Lyrics below...never to be missed.



When you're lost in the rain in Juarez
And it's Eastertime too
And your gravity fails
And negativity don't pull you through
Don't put on any airs
When you're down on Rue Morgue Avenue
They got some hungry women there
And they really make a mess outa you

Now if you see Saint Annie
Please tell her thanks a lot
I cannot move
My fingers are all in a knot
I don't have the strength
To get up and take another shot
And my best friend, my doctor
Won't even say what it is I've got

Sweet Melinda
The peasants call her the goddess of gloom
She speaks good English
And she invites you up into her room
And you're so kind
And careful not to go to her too soon
And she takes your voice
And leaves you howling at the moon

Up on Housing Project Hill
It's either fortune or fame
You must pick up one or the other
Though neither of them are to be what they claim
If you're lookin' to get silly
You better go back to from where you came
Because the cops don't need you
And man they expect the same

Now all the authorities
They just stand around and boast
How they blackmailed the sergeant-at-arms
Into leaving his post
And picking up Angel who
Just arrived here from the coast
Who looked so fine at first
But left looking just like a ghost

I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to call my bluff
I'm going back to New York City
I do believe I've had enough



This Gave Me Cramps

On Voter Participation Rates

I've always been a bit skeptical of the people who loathe the low voter participation rates in this country in a vacuum. That is, they think that all other things constant, raising the level of voter registration is necessarily a good thing.

This is not so.

A new Harris poll released today and getting some news coverage says that only 1/3 of Americans will claim to be somewhat well-versed in American politics (they claim similar rates of ignorance of the world outside our borders, too).

While it's hard to quantify what exactly qualifies as being 'in the dark' about politics, this poll should not surprise us and gives fuel to my contention that it's a good thing so many people stay home on election day rather than soiling the ballot box with their derived-from-who-knows-where opinions on things.

I'm always amazed, in the last week or so before an election and the number of registered voters who will tell a pollster that they are still undecided. Now big decisions call for serious thought, but if you honestly believe that the majority of those people are undecided because they really can't, after hours of research, decide whether Social Security solvency means more to them than the other guy's proposed Iran policy, I'll have some of what you're smoking, please.

Practically no one who is planning on voting should be undecided in the week or two before an election.
Sure, the ideal thing would be to have an educated populous, and it's something worth talking about. But until that happens, I'm not exactly praying for anyone to Rock the Vote in 2008 any more than I am for a hole in the head.

Stealing from Mitt and Giving to Paul

HuffPo has an interesting piece up on how campaigns have changed over the years and one cost of the online presence.

Specifically, the article's about the daily war that goes on to keep Wikipedia entries on candidates both accurate and to one's liking. Since the information in them is essentially open-source, it can be changed regularly and you don't need the subject's blessing to do so.

I have a good friend (who I've been delinquent in calling...ugh) who has spent some time in the trenches and he said that maintaining some semblance of control over the Wiki-world can turn into a major league pain in the ass at times...

Anyway, enjoy! It's good to be alive today.

Who Are You Calling Illegal, Paleface?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bob Saget...Family Man

Many people only know Bob Saget from his Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos days.

The fact is that the guy is a very raunchy comedian who's dumb like a fox.

You really should not watch this if you know that certain things offend you, little people are around or you are on a work machine...it better be by far the most vulgar joke you've ever heard.

This is from Penn Jillette's documentary about the joke of the same name, The Aristocrats.



BTW>> You'll note that the other "I thought he was clean!" guy, Paul Reiser, takes part in the festivities, too.

The Bill-O Factor

When I was a kid and learned about the Nazis, I sometimes wondered how a whole society could get all whipped up into believing that an ethnic group was the source of so many ills.

It just seemed so foreign to me.

While common sense forces me to stop well short of saying that we're on par with Germany in the 1930s, I just read something that showed me just how easily people here are being whipped up, too.

The McPaper ran a story about how many DUI deaths there were in the country last year, which states had more, which had less, etc.

This is no doubt a social ill worthy of folks' attention and with the traditional Labor Day crackdown around the corner, it was a timely story.

But I started scrolling through the comments at the bottom of it and while it was by no means the majority of posters, the number of people referencing "illegals" and how they "know that in the origin country of 'illegals' there is not much education on this" left me speechless.

I was without speech.

I've seen Bill-O do shows like this...finding crimes that are committed by a wide cross-section of people living in America (including "illegals") and all but saying that if we just got rid of the spics, our other unrelated social ills would be cured.

There was a story the other day about a looming water shortage in Las Vegas. You can extend the argument above to show that if it weren't for all these damned wet backs, we could all have our own cement pond.

Question is, who would clean them?

Monday, August 20, 2007

Now Lookie Here....He Looks Very Upset

I may have posted this at some point in the past, but either way, this is probably the funniest thing that has ever taken place in the history of the United States.

This is a totally farcical call.

Guess Where That Thumb Has Been

A Richardson honcho had to resign in shame (one has to wonder whether working for Richardson is, in fact, less shameful than being forced to resign!) today when it became public that he had some outstanding warrants and had managed a whorehouse.

Be on the lookout for him to be holding the position of first spouse's chief of staff if the 2008 election goes a certain way. He seems very qualified.

Better Support W or They'll Throw Your Butt in Jail

Kind of a spooky story here that's not getting covered all that well....

Jeffrey and Nicole Rank happened to be in West Virginia on July 4, 2004 when Shrub was going to be there giving a speech.

They decided to go in and show that not everyone was a sign-waving supporter of the President.

The federales in charge didn't really care for their anti-Bush t-shirts, so had them forcibly removed, detained and charged by the city with trespassing (on public grounds at a speech by the President).

In steps the ACLU to defend them and they walked away today with $80K.

Funny that it reminds me of the name of one of the Fox News Saturday financial shows...

Fantastic Movie

I hope I'm not becoming one of these artsy fartsy people, but after Michelangelo Antonioni died a few weeks back, I read the obit in the Times and decided to check out some of his movies.

Enter another cheerleading routine for Netflix. Because of the way they distribute things, they've made movies like his so much more accessible to someone like myself. There's no way my local Blockbuster could stock the variety of movies they are able to.

So I checked out Blow-up over the weekend and was blown away (sorry, could not resist). I have a few more of his movies in my waiting list and can't wait to get my paws on them.

It's admittedly, per above, a bit artsy and off-beat, but was a highly entertaining statement on whether what we see really is what it seems. I hesitate to say much more on the off-chance that someone will take my advice and give this flick two hours...but I hope you do.

Here's the Times original review of the movie from 1966.

Blow-Up (1966)

December 19, 1966

BLOW-UP

Published: December 19, 1966

It will be a crying shame if the audience that will undoubtedly be attracted to Michelangelo Antonioni's Blow-Up because it has been denied a Production Code seal goes looking more for sensual titillation than for the good, solid substance it contains—and therefore will be distracted from recognizing the magnitude of its forest by paying attention to the comparatively few defoliated trees.

This is a fascinating picture, which has something real to say about the matter of personal involvement and emotional commitment in a jazzed-up, media-hooked-in world so cluttered with synthetic stimulations that natural feelings are overwhelmed. It is vintage Antonioni fortified with a Hitchcock twist, and it is beautifully photographed in color. It opened at the Coronet last night.

It marks a long step for Mr. Antonioni, the Italian director whose style of introspective visualization has featured in all his Italian-language films from L'Avventura through Red Desert, and in all of which Monica Vitti has played what has amounted to a homogeneous gallery of alienated female roles. It is his first film in eight years without Miss Vitti. It is his first major film about a man. And it is his first film made in England and in English (except for one vagrant episode in his three-part I Vinti, made in 1952).

The fellow whose restlessness and groping interests Mr. Antonioni in this new film is a dizzyingly swinging and stylish freelance magazine photographer, whose racing and tearing around London gives a terrifying hint of mania. He can spend a night dressed up like a hobo shooting a layout of stark photographs of derelicts in a flophouse, then jump into his Rolls-Royce open-top and race back to his studio to shoot a layout of fashion models in shiny mod costumes—and do it without changing expression or his filthy, tattered clothes.

He can break off from this preoccupation and go tearing across the city in his car to buy an antique airplane propeller in a junk shop, with virtually the same degree of casualness and whim as he shows when he breaks off from concentrating on a crucial job in his darkroom to have a brief, orgiastic romp with a couple of silly teenage girls.

Everything about this feral fellow is footloose, arrogant, fierce, signifying a tiger—or an incongruously baby-faced lone wolf—stalking his prey in a society for which he seems to have no more concern, no more feeling or understanding than he has for the equipment and props he impulsively breaks. His only identification is with the camera, that trenchant mechanism with which he makes images and graphic fabrications of—what? Truth or Fantasy?

This is what gets him into trouble. One day, while strolling in a park, he makes some candid snaps of a young woman romancing with a man. The young woman, startled, tries to get him to give the unexposed roll of film to her. So nervous and anxious is she that she follows him to his studio. There, because she is fascinated by him and also in order to get the film, she submits to his arrogant seduction and goes away with a roll of film.

But it is not the right roll. He has tricked her, out of idle curiosity, it appears, as to why the girl should be so anxious. How is she involved?

When he develops the right roll and is casually studying the contact prints, he suddenly notices something. (Here comes the Hitchcock twist!) What is that there in the bushes, a few feet away from where the embracing couple are? He starts making blowups of the pictures, switching them around, studying the blow-ups with a magnifying glass. Is it a hand pointing a gun?

There, that is all I'm going to tell you about this uncommon shot of plot into an Antonioni picture—this flash of melodramatic mystery that suddenly presents our fellow with an involvement that should tightly challenge him. I will only say that it allows Mr. Antonioni to find a proper, rueful climax for this theme.

One may have reservations toward this picture. It is redundant and long. There are the usual Antonioni passages of seemingly endless wanderings. The interest may be too much concentrated in the one character, and the symbolistic conclusions may be too romantic for the mood.

It is still a stunning picture—beautifully built up with glowing images and color compositions that get us into the feelings of our man and into the characteristics of the mod world in which he dwells. There is even exciting vitality in the routine business of his using photographs—prints and blow-ups and superimpositions—to bring a thought, a preconception, alive.

And the performing is excellent. David Hemmings as the chap is completely fascinating—languid, self-indulgent, cool, yet expressive of so much frustration. He looks remarkably like Terence Stamp. Vanessa Redgrave is pliant and elusive, seductive yet remote as the girl who has been snapped in the park and is willing to reveal so much—and yet so little—of herself. And Sarah Miles is an interesting suggestion of an empty emotion in a small role.

How a picture as meaningful as this one could be blackballed is hard to understand. Perhaps it is because it is too candid, too uncomfortably disturbing, about the dehumanizing potential of photography.

BLOW-UP (MOVIE)

Directed by Michelangelo Antonioni; written by Mr. Antonioni, Tonino Guerra, and Edward Bond, based on a story by Julio Cortázar; cinematographer, Carlo Di Palma; edited by Frank Clarke; music by Herbie Hancock and The Yardbirds; produced by Pierre Rouve and Carlo Ponti; released by Premier Pictures. Running time: 110 minutes.

With: David Hemmings (Thomas), Vanessa Redgrave (Jane), Sarah Miles (Patricia) and Verushka, Jill Kennington, Peggy Moffit, Rosaleen Murray, Ann Norman, and Melanie Hampshire (Models).

I Never Thought I'd See the Day

I never thought I would see the day when I got rid of my Gillette Mach III razor, but that time has come.

I must have gotten on some marketer's list because on Saturday, I got a trial Gillette Fusion in the mail.

"What the hell," I thought, and used it this morning.
Comparatively, the Mach III felt like shaving with a broken Dr. Pepper bottle pulled from a long-closed gas station.

Oh my goodness!

So siky smooth, my face feels like a baby's butt!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Ride of the Valkyries

One of my favorite movie scenes of all time. The drama of the build-up, the dialog, the excellent camera work, the stark display of how fast people's lives can change...and the music.

"How come all you guys sit on your helmets?"

Leave it to the Plain Dealer

As both of my loyal readers know, I really have it out for the Plain Dealer.

If only it were made of softer paper, they might be able to lure me into a subscription so that I could get a fresh roll of toilet paper delivered to my doorstep every morning.

Anyway, August 19 has become one of my favorite days of the year.

Why, you ask?

Because it's the day after the Feast of the Assumption street fair/festival ends here in Cleveland. I live just a half block off of ground zero and while my block doesn't have an exceptional amount of riff-raff running around, it does congest the whole area.

I like it for a short time and I'm happy that it brings in some business for the neighborhood, but beyond that, I'm glad when the circus leaves town. The ground-shaking fireworks marked its end last night around 10:30 PM.

So this morning, I thought I would share a bit of it with folks and find a photo gallery online...since I was too lazy to shoot and upload any myself.

Our good friends at the asylum known as the Plain Dealer have one up, but this one, in particular, caught my eye.

No matter how devoted a Catholic one might be, is is at all appropriate to display an image of her, and draw attention to the Virgin....right above your crotch?


Anyway, the gallery is mostly from parade day and doesn't really show that, beyond a nice parade (that actually goes right in front of my house) the rest of it is just a regular old street fair with beer gardens and that famous Italian delicacy....Gyros.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Thank God for Creative Americans

Talking Heads were always one of my favorite bands and I've started to dig back into them lately.

I came across a fairly-inventive video for "Mr. Jones" from their last album, Naked.

Friday, August 17, 2007

It Really is a Wonderful World

Well, we made it through another week, to live another day.

I was cruising around looking for something to fit my mood and I thought that the apparent juxtaposition of The Ramones singing the song made famous 
by Louis B. Armstrong, "What a Wonderful World" was pretty fitting.

I'm tired...hopefully will catch up some funnies from the news of the world later in the weekend.

Gaba Gaba Hey

You Can't Reason with Hurricane Season


Well, Hurricane Dean is bearing down on Texas.  I was just chatting with a co-worker down in the Lone Star State and she's ready for some fun.

My only question is how long it's going to be before some wise ass DJ pulls out the famous tape of another Dean who was talking about states he wanted to storm in on....

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Hot Damn, 'Cilla. You Wearin' Them Cotton Panties?


Well, each year on August 16th, we have to observe the auspicious anniversary of the King leaving us in a rather undignified manner.

As is well-known, Elvis just loved his women to wear cotton panties.  In fact, I've even found evidence of a cult of sorts that has as one of its tenets, for all female members to wear only such undergarments as would be Elvis-approved.

Personally, I'm a big fan of the King's gospel stuff, so I leave you with that today as my apathy towards blogging continues...still very tied up in work and other nonsense.

Thankya, thankyaverymuch.  I'll leave the building.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Not So Many Blues in Chicago This Summer

I've been burned enough times to not make my plans for October in August.

That said, with the Chicago Cubs sitting only 1.5 games out of first place in the Central, it is fun to turn on games again.

Watching them against the Rockies over the weekend (ouch), I was reminded of the Steve Goodman classic, "The Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request."

Enjoy.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Sunday, August 12, 2007

You Can Find Anything on the Internet

I was sitting here actually doing some work on the other machine and heard a bizarre ad on Sirius for 'How to change your kid's attitude in 1 minutes or less' and was intrigued.

Did a little searching around and found a bizarre exchange on an eBay forum about this tape.

Interesting Interview w/ Entourage Writer/Producer Rob Weiss


Newsday has a pretty decent Entourage blog and the other day they posted up an interview with Executive Producer / Writer Rob Weiss.

The only bummer in it, but one I can understand, is that they realize extending the show to an hour is about as good an idea as selling firearms next to tequilla...

Enjoy.

Another Great Advertisement

I know that as I read this post on National Review about Flipp's performance in the Ames Straw Poll yesterday, I sat back and wondered where I could get some Mormon Undies!

Thank god for relevant advertisements.


Merv Griffin is Dead


This is probably pretty morbid, but I could not resist posting a classic Seinfeld scene when I found out that Merv Griffin had passed away.

Happy trails...

Romney Gets the Most Votes in Ames; Huckabee Wins


One of the truisms I learned in Mr. Horvath's government class is that the primary season is all about 
expectations.

If you're supposed to win, you better win big.  If you are supposed to get nothing and wind up with 10 votes, you really win.

We saw this yesterday at the Ames Iowa Republican straw poll.

Flipp Romney, who spent like a drunken sailor, came out on top, but for that kind of bling, he should have.  Mike Huckabee, running a comparatively shoestring campaign came in second with 18% of the vote.  He was closely trailed by Kansas Senator Sam Brownback with 15%.

The votes that #s 2 & 3 got represent the conventional wisdom 'base vote' 
of the party. 

Notably, the no-shows Giuliani, McCain and Thompson barely even registered yesterday.  You do need to organize in Iowa and they consciously stayed out of this one.

The next exciting thing to watch is how Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Florida and Nevada jockey for position in how they time the dates of their caucuses/primaries to maximize influence (money) in the upcoming season.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Bill Richardson at the Gay Debate

I've pulled together two interesting clips from the Gay Debate the other night in Los Angeles.

My first observation is kudos to the Logo Network.  This is the GLBT network and their web coverage of this debate is very friendly to bloggers and others who want to link up video clips as I will below.  They put the so-called major networks to shame.

Here's the clip of Billy Boy saying that sexual orientation is a choice behavior.  He follows it up with really, in my opinon, the biggest flub...he just stumbles around like a kid whose fingers smell like gunpowder, trying to explain how he don't know nuthin' about the toilets being blown up by cherry bombs.

As has been noted here before, when cornered, he just starts spewing out a series of catch phrases and promises that clearly reflect a lack of comfort with pressure to express core principles and plans to achieve legislation to satisfy them.

I'm sure he's a nice enough guy with good enough intentions, but there is a Gee-Dub air about him.

This next clip is the former UN Embassador failing to show any cojones in explaning a joke he took part in on the Imus show a few years ago.  While there is a Spanish Inquisition air about their questioning of this radio prank, I find his lack of backbone to be the most offensive part of it.

If you really are contrite about having made a joke, then give a sincere explanation and apology.

But if you think it was a joke and that folks should just lighten up then friggin' say so, Bill!

Friday, August 10, 2007

Where's the Beef?


"I don't understand how a person can drown after hitting a light pole."

Here's our moron of the day.



Body Of Man Fleeing Police Found In Pond

FAIRFIELD, Ohio -- The body of man who crashed his pickup truck into trees and ran from police was recovered from a nearby pond, authorities said Thursday.
Jason Nudds, 30, of Fairfield, was driving erratically down a road Wednesday night and hit a tree, a light pole and then another tree, police said.
Nudds was being interviewed by police at the scene when he ran into a 1-acre pond near Wildwood Country Club and started to swim.
He yelled to police: "Come get me, I'm a Marine," said Fairfield police Lt. Ken Colburn.
Nudds went under the water three times, then did not resurface. A police officer and two paramedics went into the water but could not locate Nudds.
Divers spent nearly five hours Wednesday night searching the pond and resumed the search Thursday.
Lisa Schwarz, who said she was Nudds' girlfriend and that the two became engaged on Monday, said he was an ex-Marine who served in Iraq and was a father of three.
"It's a nightmare," Schwarz said. "I don't understand how a person can drown after hitting a light pole."
Nudds' sister, Stephanie Martin, was a passenger in the truck. She received minor injuries.
Fairfield is about 10 miles north of Cincinnati.

Bill Richardson Blows it at the Gay Debate

I will have to read more on this and try to find a podcast or re-run of it when I get home (it was on at 9PM EDT and would run past my bedtime), but apparently Bill Richardson stuck his foot in his mouth last night at the so-called Gay Presidential debate in LA.

When asked the question that anyone with half a brain should have been prepared for, he declared that sexual orientation is a choice behavior rather than something that may be genetically determined.

Uh oh, Bill...

Being the dingbat pol he is, of course, his campaign tried to backpeddle on this via a statement afterwards, but as former Senator, Macaca Allen knows, it's really really hard to dispute it when the tape is so clear.

>> Interestingly, Allen's Macaca moment was almost exactly a year ago today (August 11, 2006)

One Last Garcia Music Post

Well, regular life got in the way of a planned Garcia post yesterday to kind of tie it all together for me. I may have time for that after work or tomorrow...but things are busy.

I'll post here, though, my final Garcia music posting for this auspicious week.

"So Many Roads" is another late-era Hunter/Garcia work and, appropriately enough, is about someone towards the end of a journey...one where the trip was the destination.

From the land of the midnight sun
where ice blue roses grow
'long those roads of gold and silver snow
Howlin' wide or moanin low
So many roads I know
So many roads to ease my soul


While the Grateful Dead played this at their last concert performance (Chicago, 1995), that tape is just not fun for me to watch. While Jerry's no Bruce Jenner in this tape from the UNLV kickoff of the 1994 Summer Tour, he's certainly more on his game and allows us to enjoy the music rather than fixating on what a nasty opiate habit can do to your body.

I hope you enjoy this bittersweet tune at least half as much as I do.

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Fun Garcia Stuff

I'll put up and extended Garcia post tomorrow, but I dug up two fun things for your pleasure this evening.

The first is Garcia and bassist John Kahn, on 5-5-82, playing one of the most beautiful Hunter/Garcia compositions, Ruben and Cherise.  This show took place at the Oregon State Prison 
and is an amazing recording.

The other is from the parking lot, on July 2, 1989 in Foxboro, Mass.  Garcia and Bobby got together with the boys 
from Los Lobos to play Woodie Guthrie's, This Land is Your Land.

Enjoy!

Ruben and Cherise, 5-5-82, Oregon State Prison


This Land is Your Land, 7-2-89, Foxboro, Mass

"He"'s Going to Feel This in the Morning

There are a lot of kinky people in Minnesota.

Ouch.

From Associate Editor, Cody.

Democrats Debate for the AF of L / CIO

Last night, the Democratic presidential hopefuls got up in front of a crowd at Soldeir Field in Chicago to debate for folks in town for the AFL/CIO convetion.

While there's something to be said for generic/wide-appeal debates in front of a normal voting audience, I really like these ones they have in front of groups with a unified cause.

They allow some degree of depth into a particular issue, rather than trying to go a mile-wide and an inch-deep. Furthermore, they're great theater. It was a real trip to watch them all jockeying last night for the position of being the most labor-friendly candidate.

A few random things that caught my attention:
  • Dennis Kucinich had a great line about how, when he was growing up in Cleveland, there was a myth that if you dug a hole deep enough in the ground, you'd end up in China. "We're there, folks," he said.

  • Hillary Clinton danced hard (and unsuccessfully) away from the question of why Washington lobbyists ( who she defended at the YearlyKos convention debate, also in Chicago, over the weekend) made more than the union folks in the crowd.

  • Bill Richardson is a talentless hack. I looked for the YouTube clip last night of Robert Redford as The Candidate, when he flips out and just keeps throwing out catch phrases as he wanders off in a demented rant. When pressed for details, this doofus reflexively starts piling on all the good things he'll do for any group. He'll pull out of Iraq immediately, he'll never pass a trade agreement that's not labor and environment-friendly, he'll cover everyone in America under a perfect healthcare plan...the list goes on. These are all laudable goals to aim for, but the way he just throws things out there makes one wonder what kinds of yokels really live in New Mexico (both to vote for him and run against him.)

  • Joe Biden made a serious move for the VP slot / best second-tier candidate last night, taking aim at John Edwards. After Johnboy painted himself as a labor backer, rattling off the count of picket lines he's walked in, Biden stepped in to point out that this has only been over the last two years (when Edwards didn't have a real day job anymore) and that his 30-some years in the Senate, representing a non-labor state, no less, proves that he's the macho man in the room. I'm keeping an eye on this. I was impressed with his ballsiness.
  • You have no soul if you didn't get misty-eyed when the retired LTV worker told his story.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

This is Why the Deaheads Love the Old Tapes

As we get closer to the end of holy week here, I thought I'd throw down some dueling US Blues for you...cause that's just how we roll here.

I've got two cuts of this song, separated by 11 years.  The first, from the campus of Duke University during a scorching spring tour in 1978, the latter from the 4th of July show, 1989 in Buffalo (I posted the Bertha show opener the other day).

While I'd still give certain appendages or organs to see a 1989-era Dead show live again, I swear to Jerry, God needed to wash up after the Duke show.

We're all confused, what's to lose?

US Blues, 4-12-78, Chapel Hill, North Carolina


US Blues, 7-4-89, Orchard Park, New York

Democrats to Debate Tonight in Chicago...Again

The Democrats are debating tonight at an AFL/CIO function at Soldier(s) Field in Chicago. Kickoff is 7PM and Keith Olbermann is moderating.

Doing it at an outdoor venu is interesting.

The one thing that's kind of frustrating about these debates is how they have become like programming for the cable networks. CNN will hardly acknowledge an MSNBC debate in advance, and vice-versa. I have missed some of them (whether I really missed any new information is another question) by just not watching the right networks.

I'll need to find a site that has them all listed in one place, I suppose.

If that's the biggest gripe I have on this rainy day, though, life can't be that bad.

The Most Creative Lie I Have Heard in a Long Time

As I am at work, I am not going to post the actual text of State Representative Bob Allen's (R-FL) excuse for soliciting a lewd act in a public park, but read this link and judge for yourself.

Classic.

Oh, and as if McCain didn't have enough to worry about, Allen is a bigshot in his presidential campaign.

20 Things I Learned from Tech Support

Kiss your tech support person today!

The Seven Wonders of the Totalitarian World

Interesting little piece in Esquire about the Seven Wonders of the Totalitarian World.

It is done partly as an answer to the recent publication of the Seven New Wonders of the world, which certainly took into account at least some degree of endorsing the motives of the builders.

This list pulls no punches and has 'Wonders' created by folks who were up to no good.

In Praise of Jeremy Piven

As usual, I am very late to catch on to certain really cool things and Entourage is no exception.

The other day, it was very rainy and I was able to put a good dent in Season 2.

While I can't fault those who think that Johnny Drama makes the show, my money is on Jeremy Piven as Ari Gold.

Here are some of his best hits from the first two seasons.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Grateful Dead Pick of the Day

Today's continuation of Garcia-fest is a clip from the never-really-released-but-should-be-concert-film, Sunshine Daydream.

It was filmed with a whole bunch of cameras at a benefit the boys played in Oregon on August 27, 1972...before I was born, so I never had the opportunity to see a show quite like this.

This wasn't Ron and Carol's scene, you see.

Enjoy a little Chinacat Sunflower, now, whydontchya!

Layla Speaks Out


There's a really cool article in London's Daily Mail today...a tell-all by Pattie Harrison, the woman about whom two of rock music's most recognizable songs were written.

Ms. Harrison was the wife of Beatle George Harrison (who wrote Something about her) and then got Eric Clapton (who wrote Layla about her) down on his knees for her on the side .

She explains one of the most famous love triangles of modern times.  Definitely worth the read.

Van Halen to Tour...Seriously


Variety is reporting that VH is set to tour, for real this time, with DLR.

Hopefully Eddie has taken care of his well-documented issues.

Isn't That Illegal Over There?


See...first come the ankle then it's all uphill from there!

Great Time Killer

I did not need to see this one today...very cool.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Back When Vegas was Respectable


There was another casino shooting in Las Vegas overnight.  Two people were injured when a gunfight broket out in Caesar's around 4AM.

Sam Rothstein and the boys knew how to solve these problems.  Maybe it's time to bring the old guard back.

"He's Gone from Jane Fonda to Dr. Strangelove in Less than a Week!"

That was GOP Presidential Hopeful Flipp Romney on Barack Obama's interesting foreign policy suggestion that we pull out of Iraq immediately and then start bombing the hell out of Pakistan.  

This comment took place during the ABC This Week debate that's going on now.  

I will listen to the podcast and post up some more goodies on that later.

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Nice, uh, Use of Flash?

This would have been amusing at 13, and unfortunately it still makes me giggle...

(Don't hit this link at work.)

With Us or Against Us


This was in the most recent edition of The American Conservative (thanks, mom) which continues to beat Bush over the head for torture.

Eddie Murphy, Father of the Year



Far be it for me to judge anyone else's personal affairs, but on the other hand, couldn't you at least find a better thing to say about your offspring?
"Mr. Murphy and Ms. Brown dated very briefly and never made any plans of ANY sort," the statement said. "He acknowledges paternity of the child Angel, and has paid child support to Ms. Brown as well as covering the expenses of her pregnancy."

Press Release from Eddie Murphy, speaking about Ms. Melanie "Angry Spice" Brown and the fruit of his loins.

Photo pulled from perezhilton.com

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

Here's a very funny list of insults...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"
Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
Abraham Lincoln

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
Mark Twain

"He has no enemies , but is intensely disliked by his friends."
Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one."
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
Winston Churchill, in response

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
Paul Keating

"He had delusions of adequacy."
Walter Kerr

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt."
Robert Redford

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
Thomas Brackett Reed

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them."
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination."
Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
Billy Wilder

Test Me, Test Me, Why Don't You Arrest Me?

Here's a really nice show-opening "Bertha" from the commercially-released "Truckin' Up to Buffalo," which is the July 4, 1989 show at...you guessed it...Rich Stadium!

The one thing that must grab at least anyone who's been to a show is the jumpy/happy/nervous anticipation right before a show starts.  It's a very distinct feeling that something really cool is just about to happen.   Some things you just know.  ;-)

You can feel it in the crowd and watching the band horse around a bit also leads at least to the illusion that they were having at least a fraction of the fun we were.

Enjoy!

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Let the Blame Game Begin

Nod to Cody for the heads up on this one that's getting digged a lot...

If I Was an Eagle, I'd Dress Like a Duck

The weeklong Garcia-fest continues here...I should start picking up posting again Friday or Saturday as I seem to be close to out of the woods...at least this time.

For this evening's selection, I've chosen the boys' last really fun ditty they put out, Liberty.

It's a Jerry song, of course, and really digs at his "live and 
let live" way of life.

Liberty had some really funny lines in it, as well as the imagery.

Went to the well but the water was dry
Dipped my bucket in the clear blue sky
Looked in the bottom and what did I see?
The whole damned world looking back at me


This is from the Dean Dome in Chapel Hill, Spring Tour 93.  We saw the first three shows of this tour over at the old Rosemont Horizon in Chicago.  Grantboy had a particularly good lunch before the show if memory serves.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Problem with "Dumb" Online Advertising

What happened in the Twin Cities tonight is just awful.

I used to drive across that bridge regularly...be ready for a bigass investigation.

Anyway, I went back over to the Star Trib for a little local coverage and found a prime example of stupid advertising strategies.

If you don't set up your site to scan content of the page and compare it to what you're advertising, you could end up with this...a picture of a bridge collapsing, a big rig on fire, and an auto company pitching its truck as having passed America's toughest road test.

Doh!




Jerry Garcia Band

For happy and sad reasons, early August gives me two reasons to blog on Jerry Garcia...his birth on the first and his death on the 9th of the month.

After this morning's Grateful Dead clip from 81, I decided that we can't let this joyous day pass without some Jerry Band.

Jerry had a number of somewhat-varying lineups he played with on the side, when the Dead were not touring, over the years.  This video, from 1993, included consistent members John Kahn and Melvin Seals on keyboards.

Seals really smokes it up on this "That's What Love Will Make You Do."  It's a fun song that Garcia had in heavy rotation in the 70s, so it's really nice to see him pulling this out in what turned out to be the last few years of his life.

From the best I can tell, this show was played with his last primary guitar, as well, Lightning Bolt.  It was made by a guy down in Florida, Steven Cripe.  It was modeled after another famous guitar, Rosebud.

I mention this only because there's a sad and interesting backstory here...Cripe's other hobby was making fireworks and died in 1996 when his fireworks shed blew up.

Ouch.

Anyway, enjoy this clip.  Jerry seems to be having fun, as I did, watching him pick at the guitar in way that really drives home his banjo heritage.  I plan to continue posting more Garcia-related content in the next week, both to celebrate a musician who has brought so much joy to my life over the years as well as to compensate for my general mental exhaustion as work is really getting me tired.

Happy Birthday, Jerry!


Jerome John "Jerry" Garcia, 8/1/1942 - 8/9/1995

Sorry for the slow posting lately.  I'm having one hell of a fun time at work...ugh.

Anyway, the fat man would have started collecting Social Security today were it not for some non-traditional lifestyle choices he made along the way.

Jerry Garcia's music is missed by many, yours truly included.

I'd fallen off the wagon for a few months and had been digging into some other music, but as is usually the case, I wander back home eventually.  Today, I'll be listening to a crispy soundboard from the San Francisco New Year's run in 1983-84...one of my favorite show eras.

Below the setlist, I'll post up a nice "He's Gone" from the Europe 81 tour.  

Grateful Dead - December 28, 1983
Civic Auditorium - San Francisco, CA

Recording Info:
SBD -> Cassette Master (Nakamichi 550/Maxell XLIIS-90)


Set 1:
d1t01 - Tuning
d1t02 - Feel Like A Stranger
d1t03 - Dire Wolf
d1t04 - Mama Tried ->
d1t05 - Mexicali Blues
d1t06 - Loser
d1t07 - New Minglewood Blues
d1t08 - Bird Song

Set 2:
d1t09 - China Cat Sunflower ->
d1t10 - I Know You Rider
d2t01 - Tuning
d2t02 - Playing In The Band ->
d2t03 - Drums ->
d2t04 - Space ->
d2t05 - The Wheel ->
d2t06 - The Other One ->
d2t07 - Stella Blue ->
d2t08 - Around And Around
d2t09 - Johnny B. Goode

Encore:
d2t10 - It's All Over Now, Baby Blue