Stupid, Random Post Before Heading Back to Bed

It's a rainy day here, perfect for crawling back into bed for a much-needed nap...I'm beat.

But I just got back from a haircut and, as I was pulling the umbrella closed once in the door, I looked back to see a big splat of beige liquid splattering out on the street.

"Wow, that bird must have gotten a big meal somewhere."

Then, my superior peripheral vision caught my neighbor, who'd just tossed the contents of his coffee cup into the street.

I'm sure that the high opinion my loyal readers had of me just went down a few notches.

Buenos noches.