Leave it to an Actor to Simply Follow the Script

Oh my god, what a scrotum-less tool this Alec Baldwin is.

Fine, the guy blew up at his daughter.  Someone decided to release it to the media, so no one carrying the Baldwin or Basinger names is exactly wearing Jerusalem Cruisers these days.

But now this sad excuse for a man is just reading straight off the cue cards of the new American apology screenplay:

• He appeared on The View (with potty-mouth O'Donnel, among others)
• He called Dr. Phil for advice
• He wants to dedicate his life to improving divorce law in the country
• He's going to apologize to his daughter on national TV
• Dr. Phil, in turn, got on Larry King to report in on his progress

Because these egomaniacs choose to live out their lives in front of the camera, manning up and apologizing to the kid in public seems more than justified, but the rest of me wishes he would just tell Dr. Phil to shove it up his big white ass.