Monday, April 30, 2007

"That's another advantage of a secondary status in show business. You spend a great deal of time in the real world."


Perhaps this bio of singer-songwriter-god Warren Zevon will get me out of my recent mafia fascination.

Zevon is one of those guys, kind of like Little Feat, who never really became commercial successes while other less-talented contemporaries of theirs did. It's a real shame.

The review makes the book look interesting and I'm always up for more spotlight on Zevon's dark genius.

Here's the review for those of you too scared of your own shadow to register at NYT.


April 30, 2007

Books of the Times

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD The Dirty Life and Times of Warren Zevon. By Crystal Zevon.
Illustrated. 452 pp. Ecco. $26.95.

One self-imposed epitaph Warren Zevon delivered after learning he had terminal cancer was this: “It’s a damned hard way to make a living, having to die to get ’em to know you’re alive.” Like so much of what he said, wrote and sang, it was quotable, savagely funny and true.
Near the end of his life (he died at 56 on Sept. 7, 2003), doing some of his best work in the face of adversity, Mr. Zevon remained stuck in a commercial vacuum. The great promise of his sensational early albums had never brought him the wide following he deserved. So he decided to make the most of a terrible situation, advising his manager to exploit his illness in any way that might advance a soon-to-be-over career. (The manager refused. Still, there were posthumous Grammys.) And he called upon his estranged wife, Crystal Zevon, to take care of him. He also wanted her to take notes.
Ms. Zevon fulfills his wishes with “I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead,” a no-holds-barred oral history that captures a lovable but wildly aberrant personality, draws upon a fascinatingly diverse cast of characters and peers into the heart of the Los Angeles singer-songwriter community in its prime. The widow’s role is awkward, given her ex-husband’s gun-toting rages, heavy substance abuse, iffy parenting and unflagging ability to chase new women. She also uses an awkward format that has her writing in both the first person (as speaker) and third (as editor). And she takes for granted readers’ familiarity with the music of her lifelong companion. (This book has no index or discography.)
But her affection, candor and dogged pursuit of information make this book an unforgettable journey into the depths of Mr. Zevon’s mad genius. There is much for Ms. Zevon to balk at, but she has the temerity for this tough job. The rare thing for which she apologizes is not having tried to interview Bob Dylan, one of many stellar musicians who had a way of turning up at Zevon recording sessions, given the high regard in which fellow artists held him. “I guess I was just scared,” she says.
“I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead” uses Zevon song titles like “Werewolves of London,” “Detox Mansion,” “Mr. Bad Example” and “My Dirty Life and Times” as chapter headings. It doesn’t use the one that best sums up this story: “Ain’t That Pretty at All.” The Mr. Zevon on these pages is surprisingly image-conscious, abusive, petty, jealous, sordid, vain, shopaholic and even banal; among his obsessive-compulsive tics was buying the same kind of gray T-shirt over and over again. His diary entries often focus on such things, so they are less scintillating than the literary lyrics for which he is known. Among the livelier entries is this one: “Went over to Ryan’s. Later in the evening I got stuck in the elevator — Fire Dept. had to come. Not as much fun as it sounds.”
But this lack of show-business artifice is precisely what makes the Zevon story so telling. What was even more unusual than his dark thoughts — like resenting the fact that Jackson Browne and Neil Young had lost people close to them and written beautiful, much-admired songs about those deaths — was his willingness to admit to those thoughts. On his deathbed, discussing the merits of having a funeral, he said, “I just don’t want to have to spend my last days wondering whether Henley” — Don Henley of the Eagles, who did not attend — “will show up.”
Mr. Browne is one of many mentors who tried to help Mr. Zevon, knowing that their wild-man compatriot was his own worst enemy. “My role as benefactor took its toll on our friendship,” Mr. Browne says astutely, but it was a friendship that endured to the end of Mr. Zevon’s days. Mr. Browne also points out that when he introduced Mr. Zevon to an audience as “the Ernest Hemingway of the twelve-string guitar,” Mr. Zevon said he was more like Charles Bronson. “Warren didn’t have literary pretensions,” Mr. Browne says. “He had literary muscle.”
He also had literary tastes (he was the rare rock musician who went looking for bookstores while on the road) and literary antecedents (he is aptly compared here to Dorothy Parker and, by Bruce Springsteen, to Nathanael West). And he had literary cronies, some of whom he met by showing up at their book signings. “He was more self-deprecating about his talent than we were about ours, and we genuinely stink,” Dave Barry says about the Rock Bottom Remainders, the all-author band with which Mr. Zevon sometimes played.
“I don’t think his fires were out, but I think he’d banked his fires,” says another band member, Stephen King, who knew Mr. Zevon during the singer’s middle and later years.
Most of his friends from this period had no idea of the wreckage caused by Mr. Zevon’s early alcoholism. After years of hair-raising benders (many of them described in the book), he became sober for 17 years, only to be thrown off the wagon by a diagnosis of certain death. These last megabinges shamed Mr. Zevon and angered some of his new friends. “I said the one thing this guy should not do is die a cliché,” says the writer Carl Hiaasen, who worried that Mr. Zevon’s two children would have to read about their father’s fatal drug overdose in a newspaper. But they didn’t. And he had three months to get acquainted with twin grandsons.
The Zevon legacy, which will be greatly bolstered by this intimate portrait despite the warts it reveals, also carries on in other ways. In his diary, Mr. Zevon reported meeting a yuppie family who called their dog Zevon. With classic Zevon acerbity, he told them, “I don’t think this is what grandfather had in mind.”

Copyright 2007 The New York Times Company

Slow Posting This Week

We have an annual conference here in Cleveland at my company, so I will be tied up with that and away from my PC for most of the next few days. You'll have to learn how to interpret the day's news elsewhere.

Hats off to Belzer


I was watching Real Time with Bill Maher yesterday and have to hand it to him and Richard Belzer, who was on the roundtable this week.

When the topic of Rudy's comments last week threatening imminent danger of terrorist attack were we to elect a Democrat in '08, Belzer chimed in asking, rhetorically, "wasn't he the mayor last time we were attacked?"

And, as has been noted, a mayor can't be realistically be expected to stop planes from flying buildings. But, Belzer did point out another interesting tidbit for those who think Rudy walks on water.

Paraphrasing, "Do you know why we saw Rudy walking up and down the streets after the planes hit? Because he didn't have a *$%# command center! After the first time the Trade Towers were hit, he decided against advice to put them in Brooklyn and put them there instead!"

I'll also point out that, contrary to what one might think of the hard time I give Rudy, I don't have much problem with his running. While he certainly benefitted from the good economic times we had in the 90s, I think he'd be wise to run on how he cleaned up New York rather than this terrorism platform which, when subjected to scrutiny, does not seem to stand up.

ABC's Political Coverage Takes a Hit


In the last month or so, I've stopped reading ABC's The Note, as it's really started to go downhill. I feld bad doing it but, frankly, it sucks!

In it's place, I've taken more a liking to The Politico and others.

Well, my eyes did not deceive me. Something was wrong in the land of Disney.

There was a shakeup going on and the way things turned out, Mark Halperin has moved over to Time.

Look for them to bring you a little more sass with your politics.

RIP, ABC Politics.

Sunday, April 29, 2007

I'll Recommend This Before Finishing It


I've been enjoying parts of the last two wonderful-weather weekends in Cleveland (insert oxymoron joke here) reading John L. Smith's Of Rats and Men, a biography of Las Vegas Mayor Oscar B. Goodman.

What an enormously-entertaining read.

While I knew that Goodman was known as a mob lawyer before entering politics, and that parts of the movie, Casino, were reputed to be true, I never knew just how much until I started getting into this.

Without recounting the whole story, Oscar grew up in Philadelphia and ended up in Vegas sort of by accident, if you believe him.  Among many others, he defended Tony "The Ant" Spilotro (the Joe Pesci character in Casino) and Frank "Lefty" Rosenthal (the DeNiro character in the same flick).  Both of them were at least as colorful in real life as they were in the movie.

The amazing thing to me is Goodman's ability (at this point, I'm up to the early 1990s, while he was still a practicing attorney) to fool us, himself, or both, in maintaining that 'there is no mob.'

I can't wait to read more of this highly entertaining book.  It would probably appeal to anyone who's visited Vegas (it's been a few years for me, but now I find myself getting a bit of a hankering), gets off on mob books and movies, or enjoys legal drama.

A little side trivia...in the court scene in Casino when Ace Rothstein is fighthing for his work permit from the Gaming Commission, Goodman plays himself in the fight against real-life butthead, Senator Harry Reid.   The Mormon was the former head of the Commission.

Commute Nightmare in San Francisco Bay Area

It's beyond me why anyone would drive to work in the city of San Francisco anyway, but folks in the Bay Area are in for a rough ride this summer, starting tomorrow.

Last night, a tanker truck exploded on the I-580 entrance to the Bay Bridge, causing a section of the feeder road to collapse.  This'll take months to fix.

Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) is working on extended routes to pick up people needing to get into the city.

I wonder if the folks at Fresno Area Rapid Transit can help.

The Jesus Discount

Crime du Jour

As newsrooms come under profit pressures similar to those that the regular network programming folks have lived under for years, their decisions seem to resemble them more and more, as well.

Everyone knows that TV show themes are kind of cyclical.  At one time, lawyer shows are hot, then crime dramas, then doctor shows, then teacher shows.  While I can't immediately find a reference, I do recall reading somewhere that as various professions end up on popular TV shows, there's a curious increase in applications to profressional academic programs for those careers.

The same, it appears to me, is true for what the news wants to cover.  If you remember back in the summer of 2002, you would have thought that every second grader was being snatched out of mommy's arms.  There was an article in our local paper back then of a man getting run down by the police in a small town.

What exactly did he do wrong?

He was driving through a neighborhood and pulled in a driveway so he could back out and turn around.

But the media's coverage of these kid-snatchings had everyone worked into such a frenzy that they thought it was happening left and right.  Statistically, of course, it was no different from other recent years.

Other crimes are the attractive teenager (ie Natalie Holloway) disappearing, anything at all race-related and the hot-for-teacher syndrome (why none of these teachers worked at Andrean HS is yet another indication of the bad sign I was born under).  They get covered to death and any other story that one finds that even remotely resembles it gets grossly overcovered.

The latest one is granny targeting.  This week, the jerkoff who was caught on tape mugging an old woman in a walker was brought into custody.  Now, Fox and other outlets are fawning over a 68-year old grandmother of 8 who beat up a robber at her little store in upstate New York with a Yankees bat.

It's halfway amusing to flip past this crap, but it does start to take its toll when I am expecetd to take these anchors seriously when real news events come up.  95% of their coverage is not at all different from Access Hollywood.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Gary Hart on Rudy Giuliani


Rudy Giuliani, seen here snuggling up against the ass of his police chief, Bernie Kerik
 

I've often wondered how Rudolph Giuliani gets away with running so hard on a terrorism/9-11 campaign in his bid for the GOP Presidential nomination.

To date, my criticism has mainly focused around the question of what actions he took post-9-11 that either made a real difference in the so-called war against terror or that distinguished him from any other person with a high profile office.

Former Colorado Senator and Presidential hopeful Gary Hart, however, takes issue with the behavior of Mayor Happy Pants before 9-11 and what he did (or didn't do) with information he had that could have prevented terrorist actions.

It's not reasonable to think that Mayor Rudy could have single-handedly prevented the terrorist attacks on 9-11.  However, by running so hard on his own credentials (as yet largely unknown to me) and of questioning the abilities of those on the other side of the aisle to deal with terrorism as effectively as a Republican like George W. Bush, he simply invites these sorts of questions.

Game on.

How to Write

The Economist on common English style mistakes.

Cheerio.

Obama's Debate Prep


Over at National Review, Jim Geraghty posts up an interesting thought on Obama's debate performance the other night.

While his style reflected excellent preparation for the medium (televised, on-stage debate), he really can stand to use more time simply getting comfortable with the issues they are going to be discussing during said debate.

The example that comes to my mind immediately is when moderator Brian "Man Tan" Williams pressed him on what he, personally, had recently done to become more "green" in his everyday life.  Obama fumbled around talking about a campaign initiative to send volunteer to go out and plant trees.

Williams, to his credit, would have none of this Barack Appleseed nonsense, and pressed the issue. The wunderkind never got his bearings after that, mouthing off some lame, vague reference to installing longer-lasting lightbulbs.

Some good advice here. We'll see what happens.

I'm anxiously awaiting a bit more of a bloodbath when the GOP hopefuls take the stage this coming Thursday at the Ronald Reagan Library in Simi Valley, CA.

Hilarybilly


Youtube footage of Hilary Clinton's patronizing tendency to adopt a (somewhat) southern accent in front of black crowds has gathered attention in the last month or so.

For examples, try here and here.

Instead of ignoring this, she's come out with another Clintonesque defense of it.

"I think America is ready for a multilingual president," she said during a campaign stop this week. The ballsy junior senator most recently from New York notes that she's lived in Illinois, Arkansas and 'the east cost' for each of the thirds of her life, so it's entirely reasonable that she's picked up accents.

Now, I might be willing to buy this one. Having lived in Minnesota, for intance, I was roundly joked at by friends of mine from back home that I'd picked up a touch of the verbal qualities of the actors in Fargo at one time.

The real test of how genuine Hilary is would be to examine audio tapes of her during her time in Arkansas.  While tapes might not be too plentiful while she was the first lady of Arkansas, surely there's a plethora of them during Bubba's first run at the White House.

I can't find the "Tammy Wynette" 60 Minutes episode on Youtube, but I'll keep an eye out. If she had a drawl then, and shed it as she moved to the east coast, maybe we can take her at her word.

After you inhale, though, don't hold your breath.

Next on the 'Who Gives a Crap' Channel

This will probably the first of more than a few Washington big wigs who we will find out (gasp!) were associated with a DC escort service.

Synonymous with 'who gives a crap,' of course, are the inhabitants of the Daily Kos.

Friday, April 27, 2007

Slip It On Before You....Follow a Paid Google Ad?



Apparently some virus-writers are up to mischief...planting viruses in some paid Google ads. This is disconcerting because, as most people know, hovering over a paid Google link does not really show you were you are going. You're running on trust and if it's this vulnerable (frankly, not a surprise to most people) then the G-men could be in a bit of pickle.
Stay tuned.


MSNBC's Debate Coverage



MSNBC's coverage of the Democratic debate last night from South Carolina was not bad. Their live analysis coverage played until midnight and they replayed it in the overnight hours. This is more indication that they are vying to be the junkie's choice when it comes to election coverage.

They don't waste time talking down to me like CNN does...educating us stupid folks. Matthews and company just roll up their sleeves and describe these events more like boxing matches than civics lessons. As an junkie myself, they are serving just what I'm ordering.

One nifty little thing they rolled out last night was a kind of Applause-o-Meter for the candidates. These used to belong only to folks invited to focus groups, but now, with the advent of that WWW thing, we can all play along.

While I don't watch them constantly, MSNBC is starting to become just like my Stars and Stripes thong....the thing I turn to when I need political coverage.

Faux News


I will admit openly to enjoying Special Report with Brit Hume on Fox in the evening. I also make it a point to catch Fox News Watch (their media analysis show) and The Beltway Boys on the weekends when I can. The latter of the three shows has an openly conservative bias and the others are relatively balanced, but at least not deceptive about the viewpoints of their panel members.


All that aside, the morning and daytime programming on Fox drives me bananas not so much because of an apparent right-wing bias, but because it's just so damned stupid. How one could keep this nonsense on all day is well beyond my comprehension.


Well the boneheads on the morning show fell for another prank out of Maine. They bought a story, hook line and sinker, about a grade school student being prosecuted for hate crimes for putting a ham sandwich in front of a Muslim student.




We report, you decide.

Best of Luck, CF

Well, a friend who's smarter than me packed up from Cleveland to go back to the mothership of Minnesota to take a job in the Twin Cities.  One of these days, I might wise up and get a job back there myself and allow myself to catch up with D1 and all the other fun and games the Land of 10,000 Lakes has to offer.

Who knows... if I do, I might actually get to the famous Minnesota State Fair this time!

In the meantime, I'll just watch this and salivate.

Leave it to an Actor to Simply Follow the Script


Oh my god, what a scrotum-less tool this Alec Baldwin is.

Fine, the guy blew up at his daughter.  Someone decided to release it to the media, so no one carrying the Baldwin or Basinger names is exactly wearing Jerusalem Cruisers these days.

But now this sad excuse for a man is just reading straight off the cue cards of the new American apology screenplay:

  • He appeared on The View (with potty-mouth O'Donnel, among others)
  • He called Dr. Phil for advice
  • He wants to dedicate his life to improving divorce law in the country
  • He's going to apologize to his daughter on national TV
  • Dr. Phil, in turn, got on Larry King to report in on his progress
Because these egomaniacs choose to live out their lives in front of the camera, manning up and apologizing to the kid in public seems more than justified, but the rest of me wishes he would just tell Dr. Phil to shove it up his big white ass.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Democrats Debate Tonight!


Jeez, I almost forgot...tonight is the first Democratic debate from South Carolina.  Tune in on MSNBC!  

Freedom From The Press


In keeping true to her blog's name, the Sensible Mom picks at Howard Dean's suggestion that the best way to get to know candidates is from barring the press from events.

Speaking to a Mortgage Banker's trade group meeting, Dean suggested closed-door meetings, like the one he was attending, as a way to get candidates to speak more candidly.

I'll side with her on this one, hands down. While I appreciate that candidates would like to have full control over their message, and not have unseemly things they utter get out, suggesting that we remove the press is quite ridiculous on its face.

Let's put it this way. Assuming that you are not Senator George Allen, would you want to know how easily "makaka" flows off your Senator's lips, or do you think that that's irrelevant? Would the DNC chair rather that that kind of thing not gotten out in last year's hotly-contested Virginia race?

Yeah, But What About the Subs That Didn't Get the Award

Jonah Goldberg posted this up over at National Review's Corner and it caught my eye...

Very bizarre story on a submarine award.

Godspeed, Roger Ebert

Film critic Roger Ebert made his first public appearance since he began having cancer-related surgeries last June. The longtime Chicago Sun-Times columnist showed up at his Overlooked Film Festival in his hometown of Champaign, Illinois.

I guess I'm reaching the age where it's becoming more and more common to know people who have serious illnesses, and I have to take my hat off to Mr. Ebert. Knowing that his appearance would bring about some unflattering photographs, he wrote in an email to Sun-Times staffers last week:

"So what? I have been very sick, am getting better and this is how it looks."
I know a person who recently had their own bout with illness that changed appearances somewhat. I was so impressed with this person's almost "f**k it!" attitude as they did not bother to go through a lot of coverups.

I don't know how I would behave if I were, god forbid, in that situation, but I admire people who realize that the cosmetics don't really matter.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Rudy the Realist

I'll jump all over Democrats when they make ridiculous claims, but this kind of nonsense from Mayor Happy Pants is downright offensive.

At a Town Hall meeting in New Hampshire the other day, Rudy looked at the tealeaves to predict that Republicans, himself specifically, were better at predicting and thwarting terrorist attacks than Democrats.

America's mayor had this to say:

“If any Republican is elected president —- and I think obviously I would be the best at this —- we will remain on offense and will anticipate what [the terrorists] will do and try to stop them before they do it... But the
question is how long will it take and how many casualties will we have? If we are on defense [with a Democratic president], we will have more losses and it will go on longer.”

Rudolph Giuliani

Rogers Park Chicago...One of America's Bloggiest Neighborhoods!



According to the site, their decision was based on "...total number of posts, total number of local bloggers, number of comments and Technorati ranking for the bloggers."

Props to my old 'hood!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

"I'm Gonna Straighten Your Ass Out"


Far be it for me to cast judgement on anyone else's personal life.   But, in my defense, I remain annoyed to this day by the pomposity of the fundraiser that Alec Baldwin and former wife Kim Basinger held for the Clintons at their Hamptons home back in the 90s.

This is my little way of paying him back....

BTW>>  See the secondary meaning of this term.

Religion and Death Markers

I've posted non-opinions here before on whether crosses should be used to memorialize those who perished in Blacksburg last week.  

Yesterday, the Department of Veterans Affairs settled a 10-year old lawsuit led by the Americans United for the Separation of Church and State on behalf of Wiccans to allow their symbol to be used on the military graves of believers.

It's both surprising and not that such a case would come up.

On one hand, I never knew that there were that many people who would take this issue seriously enough.  On the other hand, Christiabigots can be a stubborn bunch when it comes to "weird" religions like Wicca.

I mean, come on.  These Wiccans don't hold the self-evident truths such as a person who is also God at the same time died on a cross at the hands of the Jews to save the rest of the world from its sins.  They don't believe that every Sunday, millions of people partake in eating his body and drinking his blood to celebrate this sacrifice.

If they don't believe in things like this that are in no need of context and faith to accept, than can theirs truly be called one of the world's great religions?

Pshaw!

We walk down a thorny path when the State, or its representatives, are in the business of declaring what a valid and invalid religion is.    

I've less problem than others (and you know who you are!) with religious expression on state property and time (Christmas scenes at the town hall, moments of silence in school for reflection, etc.) but such policies and decisions have to be made carefully and with knowledge of how wide a road you need to pave in order to be fair.

After this post, I better get down to Holy Rosary to get my halo recharged.

Democrats are Playing Politics with Iraq


The President is disappointed that the Democrats are making 'a political statement' with the war and a pullout date. Where in the hell do they get off playing politics with Gee Dub's war to defend us from danger?

Rudy 2.0

I don't spend a great deal of time fooling around on candidate web pages, but did cruise over to Mayor Happy Pants' site a few moments ago and found some new widgets he's made very easy for the sheep to clone over to their blogs.

Google Making a Run at Nielsen?



Of course their ultimate goal is to take over the world, but Google started running a new "feature" last week that Toolbar users are having all their online behavior tracked if they are logged in. Users can opt out should they desire.

One has to wonder if Google is making a play at offering a Nielsen-like audience measurement service. After all this groundwork is set up, it would probably be a cakewalk to throw something like that together and they get around the significant panel recruitment costs that Nielsen and others incur.


It's also not hard to argue that with the size of their userbase, Google's data might be more representative of Internet users as a whole.

Rare Praise of Anderson Cooper from Me


I'm usually not the biggest fan of the current state-of-the-network at CNN. Their obsession with fluff race controversies has really gotten on my nerves. Anderson Cooper's role, since Katrina as our de facto, only-slightly-more-masculine Mother Theresa is little improvement over Paula.

That said, he did a really interesting piece for 60 Minutes the other night on attitudes towards "snitching" to the police, particularly in black America and hip hop culture, specifically.

Describing a phenomena that is not much different from the Mafia's code of omerta, or silence, he reports on a trend in music and culture that discourages any assistance to the police even if one has knowledge of the commission of a crime.
It's worth a quick view if you have the time. Hats off to 60 Minutes for remaining relevant after all these years.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Put on Your Seatbelts

From the Times of London

AL-QAEDA leaders in Iraq are planning the first “large-scale” terrorist attacks on Britain and other western targets with the help of supporters in Iran, according to a leaked intelligence report.

Spy chiefs warn that one operative had said he was planning an attack on “a par with Hiroshima and Nagasaki” in an attempt to “shake the Roman throne”, a reference to the West.

Another plot could be timed to coincide with Tony Blair stepping down as prime minister, an event described by Al-Qaeda planners as a “change in the head of the company”.

article by Dipesh Gadher

Boris Yelstin, RIP


I'll have to dig up the video on Youtube later on from home and post it up (Big Brother doesn't like al the bandwidth it takes), but we should all be sad that Party Animal in Chief, Boris Yelstin has passed away.

In the meantime, here's a stillshot of the big boss man doing a little jig after really tying one on at a concert in Rostov.

Curb Your Mouth, Laurie

Moderates and lefties like to talk about the moral high horse folks on the right tend to ride when it comes to things like abortion, marriage, prayer in school and other traditional social issues.

And to a large degree, they're right. There's nothing more annoying than listening to someone else strike a, "if you were only smarter, you'd live your life like I live mine" attitude.

Enter Laurie David, wife of TV god, Larry David.

This know-it-all has been shooting her mouth off for years on the topic of environmentalism and all its related causes and is now trotting around the country with Sheryl Crow touting it to college kids. One of their latest suggestions is limiting toilet paper use to one square...unless it's a big job. Perhaps after a bit of tofu that absorbed too much recycled peanut oil?

I have no beef (not even sure if she's a vegan?) with her promoting earth-friendly behaviors, but there's something about her attitude that I find really unbearable.

Hopefully Larry does, too, and needs some time away from her nonstop mouth so he puts more work into another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Hilary Pearl

Crazy beeyotch Hilary is at it again with her patronizing fake southern accent...in front of a black crowd in New York City.

Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics

On the first day of my intro to statistics class at Loyola, Dr. Bryant told us that statistics are like a lamppost for a drunk...used more for support than illumination.

Ramesh Ponnuru over at NRO's Corner takes issue with commonly-cited statistics on what exactly guns in the home are often used to do as well as the deterrent function they can serve without ever having been shot.   

The gist his argument is that when we say that XX% of the firings result in killing of a household member, that includes suicides (where the 'victim' may have just found another means to accomplish the same end were a gun not available) and doesn't speak to the times when the presence of a gun could deter a would-be criminal.

These distinctions, on their own, don't sway me either way on where exactly the right ground is on the issue of individual gun ownership in this country, but it's always good to call people on their $hit.

No Big Surprise

This is not only the name of a compilation of Chicago singer/songwriter Steve Goodman's works, but also an accurate charactarization of what we should think of Rich Little bombing last night at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner.

What a shock that most people in the audience were too young to fully appreciate the aging stand up's Richard Nixon impression.

You heard it here first.

I'm not going to bother with posting his schtick here, but in its place, a Top 10 Bush Moments clip provide by David Letterman.

The Gore Shadow Candidacy Rumours Continue


Britain's Telegraph is reporting this morning that TeamGore is not not starting its campaign.  While they don't name names, people 
sympathetic to a 2008 Gore run are being asked if they could kick it into high gear towards the end of the year.

Gore's been quoted off and on for the past several months as saying that he has no intention of running in '08, but has so far refused to categorically rule it out.

Most people seem to agree that there's no love lost between Albert and Hilary Clinton, so this news, in addition to the continuing popularity of the Junior Senator 
from Illinois cannot be welcome news to their campaign, which kicked off with a real air of inevitability.

With the cycle starting unusually early this year, this storyline is not entirely unique to Gore.  On the GOP side, Chuck Hagel, Fred Thompson and Newt Gingrich are also getting their names out there without having taken official steps to begin their campaigns.

Game on!

>>2:20PM EST....TeamGore denies that a candidate would sink so low as to sit on the sidelines, disingenuously waiting for a groundswell of support to "force" the candidate into the campaign.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Now That's Dedication to a Goal


Thanks, Matt.

These Guys Must Be a Real Hoot in Vegas


After last year's Stephen Colbert incident, the White House Correspondents Association annual dinner tonight will feature entertainment from none other than Rich Little.

For a White House that once spoofed the President sending Barney (the family dog) out looking for Hussein's WMDs, this is a remarkably thin-skinned reaction on their part.  What's the worst thing a comedian could say about him this year?   Oh, nevermind.

Yes, yes, I am aware that he WHCA actually does the inviting, but surely it's not done without consultation.

I also heard that Don Ho's passing last week detracted from the rest of the contemporary entertainment they wanted to provide.  It's important, you know, to retain the hipness that comes along with this dinner.


Friday, April 20, 2007

Thoughts from the Village Idiot


"There are jobs Americans aren't doing. ... If you've got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I'm talking about."

George Walker Bush, April 19. 2007

Moron Guns

Article in today's LA Times speaks to an earlier posting on the gun debate.

The Democratic party, by and large, is far too wimpy on this issue to pursue what they believe is right.

From the article:
One presidential candidate, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.), on Thursday told a
radio interviewer that he supported changing laws to better ensure that mentally
ill people cannot buy guns. But he added, "I'm respectful of people who want to hunt or sportsmen, somebody who might want to have a gun in the house to protect their home."

The Junior Illinois Senator's statement illustrates the insanity on at least one side of this debate.

If you, for one moment, think that the Framers put this protection in the Constitution to protect your god-given right to go quail hunting, then you have a screw loose. But time and time again, they get away with this patronizing argument about protecting the rights of sportsmen, as if that somehow matters in in a historic or contemporary sense.

What's next, a Fifth Amendment case to protect the rights of croquet players?!

Joe Trippi Joins TeamEdwards


Mr. Two-Americas, the man with the expensive haircut, John Edwards, has a new notch on his bedpost this week.


Personally, I always thought that Trippi's genius was a little bit overrated when it came to just how important his role was. He's become a sort of sage that media outlets go to when the discussion turns to politics and the Internet.

But, if we can partially judge a campaign by the friends it makes, this certainly is a high-profile grab. Kudos to Edwards.

In researching this post, I also learned something I did not know....that Edwards' campaign manager is none other than former House honcho from Michigan David Bonior. He brings some left-wing and labor street cred to the team, as well!

You Might Be a Gun Nut If.....



The first group of gun nuts lack the cajones to say what they really think...that the second amendment is a historical artifact no longer relevant in today's world. They choose to pussy-foot around this by constantly trying to chip away at it, neutering the protection a little at a time.

The other gun nuts prefer to live with their collective head in the sand...or tucked somewhere else.

"The NRA promotes gun safety programs" and "I need my guns to prevent government tyranny" are two statements that, while not demonstrably false, accomplish practically nothing in the real world.

  • If you believe that more laws, holding all else constant, would have prevented this massacre, you might be a gun nut.
  • If you think that a Saturday morning NRA-sponsored gun safety event would have prevented this individual from shooting his targets as intended, you might be a gun nut.
  • If you think that packing a pistol is the way you're going to avoid government tyranny in the 21st century, then you really are a gun nut.
Societies, just like people, don't make big changes until they feel enough pain from their current ways.

We can talk all we want about band-aid solutions that sound good to the idiots who eat this kind of crap out of CNN's hands, but small laws, safety classes and acting as if we still live out on the frontier don't solve a goddamned thing. They demean both the speaker and the listener.

Both sides need to finally get honest and talk about the modern meaning of the second amendment and not hide behind things that simply act to rile people up without illuminating anything.

Or, those who like to lead the nation in talking about guns constantly, can continue to flap their gums with all their high-minded talk and act as if these things are an aberration or someone else's fault.

If you want to know my opinion, I think we'd better buckle up our government-mandated seatbelts, kids. We still have some rough road to cover before we get to the point where people want to be honest about all of this.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

I Had Shrinkage!


The latest WashPo/ABC Presidential poll has Mayor Happy Pants' support among the GOP faithful eroding from 44 percent in February to the low 30s as of last week.
Aside from pure entertainment for the junkie class, these sorts of things are pretty ridiculous at this point in the calendar.
Frankly, I just wanted an exuse to throw a Seinfeldian reference into a posting today as I finished my lunch.
Back to the salt mines......

Phil Leotardo/Leonardo

This past Sunday, Frank Vincent's character, Phil Leotardo, on The Sopranos, offered us the funniest exchange from the series ever and from TV in general in some time.

Giving a speech to the children in his family, at what would have been his brother's birtday, he explains how his family's original name was Leonardo, but had been changed to Leotardo at Ellis Island.

paraphrasing:

"Why was that," a little girl asked him.

"Because they're jealous and stupid. That's why! Now we're named after a ballet costume."

One of the girls corrects him. "No, you have that confused with modern dance. In ballet they were a tutu."

Anyway, maybe you had to be there, but when I can track down a good transcript, I will post it here.

Rest assured that if you are not following this last mini-season, you are missing out.

Shame on the News Media

I know that I don't have a Drudge-like following here ;-) so am fully-cognizant that any editorial decisions I make on which pictures I post have no measurable effect on how the world operates. But that said...

Shame on the media outlets who insist on showing picture after picture of the VA Tech killer and his video. While one of them might be sufficient, the excessive use of them adds no new information to the reader/viewer.

Furthermore, CNN was running one of the more disturbing ones (assuming that these horrific images can be rank ordered) as their main picture, but right next to it was an item about Sanjaya being voted off of AI last night.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer's print edition this morning was just pathetic.

Here's a cool resource of what daily print editions look like.

Is That a Peackock in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to Get the Cho Seung-Hui Tape?


MSNBC's self-congratulatory coverage of itself last night was really pretty lame.   Keith Olbermann had News Div President Steve Capus on who was, near as I could tell, taking part in some kind of recreational activity on a Craftmatic Bed.

It's not polite to talk with your mouth full, Steven.  Didn't your mommy teach you that?

"What were they celebrating," you ask?

After getting a package from the person responsible for the worst shooting on American soil in our history, this Paragon of Virtue, decided to share this information with the police and in doing so, held off on reporting it for a few hours.

Better buy your ticket to Stockholm, boys!  Desmond Tutu better get his ass out of the way!  The Do-Gooders are coming!

It's been a busy April for Capus, though.  Just last week, he was on with Keith and other NBC hosts throwing his shoulder out, patting himself on the back for making the tough call that it was time to get rid of Imus just after all the major advertisers pulled out.

If this is the beginning of a trend, a sort of Real World view of the newsroom and the decisions they make, I'm mildly interested, but not if it turns into the informational equivalent of wartime propaganda.  

They are up to something over there at the Peacock, though.  There are times when I work at home and have seen their "behind the scenes" shots when a producer with headphones on whispers to the 
host what is coming up.  When I first saw this, it struck me as ripping off SNL more than MTV, though.  I was wating for Contessa Brewer to walk into the back room and break into song with someone!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

There's This Flu Thing Going Around

I heard about a mildly amusing use of mapping software this morning on Buzz Out Loud, CNET's podcast of indeterminate length.

You can go to whoissick.org, put in your symptoms, then do a search on your area to see how many other people share your ailments.

It's not the most amazing thing I've ever seen, but thought I would pass it along.

It does invite the potential for some fun messing around with people (could we spoof a major outbreak of diarrhea after a Browns loss?) though.

"Obama sounded like he was doin' the junk nod."


The Politico is running an item on the Junior Illinois Senator's speech in Milwaukee the other day in which he spoke of the VA Tech killings and L'Affaire de Imus in the same breath.

They're both representative of our culture of violence, you see.

While I applaud his moving to bigger themes and not using a tragedy as a license to jump back into the hackneyed Brady Bill debate again, this might be a bit of a stretch and a stump speech might not be the place to make such a point.

But who am I? Listen for yourself.

The subject line of this post came from a poster on Politico and it just made me giggle.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

What Would Jesus Do?


The photo above, by Rodolfo Gonzalez, is a memorial near the shooting in Columbine.

Interesting item over at The Corner about whether the gunman should be included in any sort of symbol of all those who died yesterday in Virginia.

When you decide to use a Christian symbol to memorialize the dead, you really have to examine the depth and dimensionality of your Christian faith when it comes to deciding on putting up a cross for the gunman.

On this question, I am agnostic.

Increasingly familiar territory for me lately....

Boston Style Pizza

What a bunch of knuckleheads

Google Amusement of the Day

1. Go to google.com
2. Click on "maps"
3. " " "get directions"
4. Type "New York" in the 'from' box
5. " "Rome" in the 'to' box
6. Scroll down to step 23

Heck of a Job, Wolfie


Random funny culled from Bartcop...


You've Got to Know When to Hold 'em

The Center for Responsive Politics has come out with its initial slicing and dicing of first quarter fundraising and spending by the announced Presidential candidates.

They also have a neat charting tool, used to produce the graphic below, to compare candidates' fundraising, week by week. 

The geek in me looked closer and each option just pulls a different pre-made image file, though.  I was hoping it would define a call to a SQL table we could extract and really have some fun with.  

Since the candidates are spending money like drunken sailors....or running Mormons, as it were, there's a lot more analysis that these folks are up to and working on, so I'll be checking back in with them as they follow the money trail.

The Candidates, Mano y Mano,  Week by Week



Monday, April 16, 2007

Statement from the NRA on Today's Events

Surely the regular actors are taking their places behind the curtain, waiting to enter, from stage left and right, to exploit today's tragedy to meet their respective agenda (or agendas depending on how old school you are.)

Here's the NRA's statement.

And the Brady Bill folks.

The Average Fox News Channel Viewer?

Our friends at the Pew Research Center have come out with another dandy survey that may confirm what some already believed...

When you break the US population out into groups based on their primary news outlet you find:

  • Fox viewers rank towards the bottom of all outlets (in the company of the "Good Morning Cleveland" crowd....which hardly qualifies as a news show anyway)
  • Daily Show/Colbert Report viewers ranked among the most knowledgable
  • Rush Limbaugh's viewers came in pretty much identical to NPR listeners, much to the latter's chagrin, I'm sure. Also quite notable, IMO, was the fact that Rush listeners were more knowledgable than any group when it came to knowing the US death count in Iraq!

The only thing I could think of here that could be throwing it off is a bit of a conspiracy. If I'm one of those GOP/Fox-hating NPR types and really want to stick it to them, I might respond to this poll and self-identify as a Fox viewer and intentionally screw up the results.

This is far-fetched and probably giving the fans of Some Things Considered too much credit, but I thought I'd throw it out there.


Boston Marathon Threatened by Storms?


While it does irk me that what would just be called a big storm out here in fly over country gets its own special name when it happens to the snobs on the east coast, today is Patriots' Day, so you know what that means.

Yes, yes, in addition to the Red Sox game and an additional day for you procrastinators to pay Uncle Sam, it's also Boston Marathon day.

And they could be in for a doozy this year with this Nor'easter.

I have two friends at work who qualified for the prestigious race today and they could be in for a rough ride. While I wish the Boston Athletic Assosciation would have built a nice Web 2.0 plugin I could have placed on this page, I'll have to click over when I want to track Mike and Mark's excellent adventure.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Chicago Moves One Step Closer to Hosting Olympics




Yesterday, the USOC announced that it chose Chicago as its US City to back in the bid to host the 2016 Summer Games.

This is great news for the city where I went to college and remember fondly.

While there is practically no scale to compare hosting the Olympics to, bear in mind that Chicago hosted the Democratic Convention a few years back (partially as a matter of pennance for the father's sins in 1968) and the World Cup opening ceremonies and rounds in 1994.

I'm happy for the city of Chicago and will watch this story closely.

Perhaps a Chicago-cut and a few Rob Roys at Gibson's will influence the IOC's decision!

I Hope He Didn't Die Taking a Nap


Don Ho is dead at 76.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

"Towels Filled with Ejaculate"


Finally someone takes that shrew, Nancy Grace, and spits her own words right back at her.

Hats off to Jon Stewart.


Al Sharpton and Death Threats



According to CBS and the people at National Action Network, race-baiting bigot, the Reverend Al Sharpton, has been getting more death threats than normal.

I have a few observations here.

  • It would be a real shame if we were no longer treated to Al's manipulation and hijacking of news stories that have anything to do with race.

  • The National Action Network, and Al himself, would have aboslutely no interest in hyping, fabricating or just creating the death threats as a way to garner sympathy. Naw.

  • This story does bring back memories of another New York original...Morton Downey Junior.

For those of you who are too young or unhip to remmeber this loudmouth, Morton Downey Junior's claim to fame was a talk show in the late 1980s and early 90s on WWOR in New York. Downey's show can probably be called a precursor to both the O'Reilly and Springer formats. While he ostensibly covered issues of social interest, they were really just to provide a jumping board 
for him to blow
smoke in the face of his guests and scream.

But towards the end of his career, he jumped the shark like no one else ever has.  He stumbled in for TV cameras in San Francisco claiming to have been beaten up by Nazi Skinheads.  In fact,  he even had  a Swastika painted on himself.

It later became widely believed, after no one was able to verify any of his claims, that it was a self-inflicted stunt for publicity.

Now wait just one minute.  Doesn't that sound a lot like the Tawana Brawley case?

How could these two have both come up with schemes like this and Al is still around claiming to be threatened by boogeymen?

Could their be any connection between the two?


Friday, April 13, 2007

Billy Joel in Concert


Just got back from the Billy Joel concert this evening in Cleveland at Quicken Arena.

It was a solid show and aside from Goodnight Saigon and Matter of Trust, I heard pretty much everything I wanted to.

As we were sitting there, though, I kind of realized that Billy is the TGIF of the music world.  TGIF is a good bet for dinner.  The food is tasty and filling.  It's entertaining in its delivery, but it doesn't challenge or surprise you much.   And while they may put a whole ice cream scoop of sour cream on your nachos....they're still just nachos!

Just about the same can be said for this show and other bootlegs I've heard of his shows over the years.  Billy does what we paid him for.  The music is nothing all that magical, there are no extended jams or better musicianship than you would find in any run of the mill good band.  But I enoyed my time there and left with a good feeling.

My only regret, as the one who ordered the tickets, was failing to take into account the fact that a woman with us is, uh, altitudinally challenged.  Brainiac Dan bought floor seats.   Sorry, AT!

Billy does seem a bit old for some of his antics on stage and he's an attention whore even compared to other performers, but I don't want to be too much of a downer on the show.  He played his heart out (even through some speaker troubles early on) and delivered what I paid for.

Below is tonight's setlist and then, because I missed it, a video of Goodnight Saigon, which I believe is pulling footage from his classic Live from Long Island concert video.

Angry Young Man
My Life speaker troubles, so they ended up doing over the 2d half after a Spinal Tap joke
Everybody Loves You Now
The Entertainer
Vienna
Allentown
Zanzibar
New York State of Mind
Moving Out (Anthony's Song)  dedicated to "Imus"
 ->  which was odd because the camera then flashed to the only woman on stage, a black saxaphone player from Gary, IN

Stand by Me tease into Innocent Man
Don't Ask Me Why
Always a Woman
Keeping the Faith
River of Dreams
Highway to Hell    AC/DC cover by the roadie Chainsaw
We Didn't Start the Fire
Big Shot
It's Still Rock and Roll to Me
You May be Right

E*Only the Good Die Young
E*Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
E*Piano Man


Best Synopsis of Imus' Ill-Fated Handling of His Ho Situation


No one ever seems to learn that it's not the original sin that brings most people down, but their poor handling of the aftermath.

While no one knows if Imus could have survived the Rutgers situation, one thing is for certain. He lost his job, but he also handed over a lot of his dignity and control of the situation. Rather than controlling the story and speaking to the parties directly affected right off the bat, he appealed to race-baiting bigot, Al Sharpton.

Mistake.

This line from the Times today pretty-well sums it up for me.


By seeking absolution from people with their own political agenda, Mr. Imus lost custody of his apology.


Thursday, April 12, 2007

The Grand Wiz


In this temporary age of Imus (who I predict will make some kind of comeback), we can never forget this blast from the past. Currently the longest-serving member ever of the US Senate, Robert Byrd also holds the unique distinction of being a former Klansmen. In fact, he was not just a follower. This ambitious young racist even recruited 150 others to join!

Worry not, he's explained in the past that it was a "youthful indiscretion."

Well, you can take the white hood off the man, but it's hard to shake his vocabulary.

I remember watching this Sunday show when it originally aired. I was in California and remember running out from the kitchen to check if I was hearing things or not.

Listen all the way through, but if you're in an office or around little people, you may wish to turn down the volume a little bit or wait till you have privacy. Old Bobby drops a few bombs and the end.