I Love Right Wing Radio

In preparation for tonight's GOP debate from South Carolina on Fox, I turned on the Fox talk channel on Sirius while making dinner.

As if I didn't have enough with my tasty veal parmesan, the red meat was just flying...albeit a bit spoiled.

Professional fool John Gibson was able to explain to me why Bush is unable to do anything about Iran getting 'the bomb.'

It's because the New York Timese has weakend him to the point where he has no more mojo.

Interesting.

I have to hand it to him, though...his Howard Stern-ish use of sound effects while making his profound points was kind of entertaining.  I think I'll tune in again.

Not sure if I'll be able to stay up late enough to catch all the debate live, but I shall do my best.

Leave it to an Actor to Simply Follow the Script

Oh my god, what a scrotum-less tool this Alec Baldwin is.

Fine, the guy blew up at his daughter.  Someone decided to release it to the media, so no one carrying the Baldwin or Basinger names is exactly wearing Jerusalem Cruisers these days.

But now this sad excuse for a man is just reading straight off the cue cards of the new American apology screenplay:

• He appeared on The View (with potty-mouth O'Donnel, among others)
• He called Dr. Phil for advice
• He wants to dedicate his life to improving divorce law in the country
• He's going to apologize to his daughter on national TV
• Dr. Phil, in turn, got on Larry King to report in on his progress

Because these egomaniacs choose to live out their lives in front of the camera, manning up and apologizing to the kid in public seems more than justified, but the rest of me wishes he would just tell Dr. Phil to shove it up his big white ass.

"I'm Gonna Straighten Your Ass Out"

Far be it for me to cast judgement on anyone else's personal life.   But, in my defense, I remain annoyed to this day by the pomposity of the fundraiser that Alec Baldwin and former wife Kim Basinger held for the Clintons at their Hamptons home back in the 90s.

This is my little way of paying him back....

BTW>>  See the secondary meaning of this term.