Showing posts with label the kennedys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the kennedys. Show all posts

Saturday, February 16, 2008

When Ted Comes to Town

Hope you had yer daughters locked up.

Senator Ted Kennedy was just up the street from me this morning at the Fairhill Center in Cleveland campaigning for Barack Obama.

I'm guessing it was just a run-of-the-mill rally but I'll check to see if they post up a video over at C-SPAN's wonderful resource, Campaign Network, later on.

I also have a friend at work who's one of these activist types, so she may have brought her kids out there to be indoctrinated, er, educated this morning.

Either way, it gives me an opportunity to shamelessly post up a joke that seems to get recycled every election cycle since the Internet has been big.

Take a look at a sneak preview of the closing day of this summer's DNC convention in the Mile High City...

7:00 pm Opening flag burning.
7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish.
7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging.
7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet — Al Gore.
8:15 pm Gay Wedding — Barney Frank presiding.
8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:40 pm Our Troops Are War Criminals — John Kerry and John Murtha.
9:00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally — Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon.
11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund — Barbra Streisand.
11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay — Sean Penn.
11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs — William (Bill) Jefferson Clinton.
11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Center Towers — Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell.
12:15 am ' Truth in Broadcasting Award' — Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore.
12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi.
12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of 'The Great Satan', George W. Bush.
12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters.
1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican Party.
1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton.
1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

This is Why The New York Times is the Paper of Record

The important news of this Sunday is that Senator Edward Kennedy will endorse the Junior Senator from Illinois on Monday.

This is how its importance is characterized in their political blog, The Caucus.

Of all the endorsements in the Democratic Party, Mr. Kennedy’s is viewed as the most weighty.