Dina Lohan Upset by Gratuitous Coverage of her Family

Dina Lohan expressed anger at the press yesterday for continuing to find her family so interesting and worthy of reporting on.

All Ms. Lohan wants, you see, is to be left alone as a private citizen. This damned press, running around showcasing her family, just sickens this Plain Jane Mom to the core.

More Lindsay

I was trying to imagine what it would be like, listening in to Lindsay discussing her current situation with her lawers and trusted advisors.

She's now denying that anything illegal really happened.

Part of me thinks that it must be just like the scene in Animal House when Flounder is trying to explain his wrecked car to his brother.

Not a huge stretch....

Just change Flounder's name for LL and I think you'll catch my drift....

D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.

Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f***ed up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.
D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me.

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I just wanted to see if I could embed video from X-17.  It's actually pretty easy.  I would think they would either make it like youtube and post the code in an easy-to-paste way, but they don't.  So you have to look at the page source, but after that, it's easy...not blocked or anything.

I don't find this Lindsay story all that amusing...it's sad the number of sycophants surrounding her and letting this go on, but she's got to face up to some consequences, I guess.

Maybe I'll get some video of Matthew Mcconaughey playing frisbee on the beach.  ;-)