Memories of Happier Days

We all have them...some more than others...

If Billy Mays Got a Long-Term Case of Laryngitis, I Would Not Be Disappointed

He annoys the daylights out of me.

Holy Attention-Deprived Douchebags, Batman!

I can almost understand people who paint their faces before a sporting event in the hope of riling up the crowd, whose energy might transfer to your team for a better performance.

But there's no excuse for anyone over the age of 11 to be dressing up to go to a movie.

The only possible exception is the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

So let it be written.