Friday, August 31, 2007

Wonders of Photoshop


I'm now coming down from the work project that's been stressing me out the last month or two. By most accounts, it's been astonishingly successful...particularly in the implementation and behind-the-scenes data transfers where my energies were focused.

So I hope the relative calm now will mean a picking back up of posting around here.

I came across this really neat collection of photoshops where two celebs/public figures' faces are blended together.

Desperate Times Call for These Kinds of Things

The McCain campaign is releasing a new 12-minute campaign video.

Among other things, it's going to have tape of some of his interrogation when he was a guest at the Hanoi Hilton during the Vietnam War.

With the standard disclaimer that everyone in this country should have high regard for what he did 30-some years ago, speaking purely about the the campaign dynamic, this is basically a Hail Mary pass.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hey There, People, I'm Larry Craig

I couldn't resist throwing down a little Frank Zappa when I read the latest on Larry Craig's saga.

Frankly, this kind of thing, whether he's gay or not, is a little come-uppance for the GOP.

Running for years on this irrational fear of fags in this country really paints them into a corner and I don't feel the least bit bad for any active member of the party who has to explain up and down that he doesn't like to stick his peter in a bad place.

Now let's enjoy a little Bobby Brown from the Maestro.

Monday, August 27, 2007

Hello, Honey. It's Me.

The Parental Units used to listen to a bit of Harry Chapin when I was a kid and I kind of got a bigger kick out of him later on in life. The singer-songwriters of that era (like Chapin, Jim Croce and Steve Goodman) were American originals and, unfortunately, few and far between these days.

Ryan Adams is one of the few moderately-successful exceptions I can think of.

I won't bother with the overplayed Cat's song, but how about a little W.O.L.D.? This is a live cut from 1981...the sound is a bit scratchier that a studio cut I found, but I kind of dug this one...and if you don't like it, get your own blog! ;-)

That's PHAT!

Well, more like Federal Funding Accountability and Transparency Act.

Barack Obama, Ron Paul and Sam Brownback are uniting to have a sort of 'Google Government' which would allow citizens to search on anyone getting a government contract, grant or earmark.

It's not the first time this idea has been moved around and I wouldn't exactly hold my breath waiting for a picture of efficiency if it does happen.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Blogging While Greece Burns

The fires over in Greece are certainly sad news and one hopes they get it under control.

I did find myself making piggie noises I was laughing so hard, though, when I read Chromavista's coment on it over at Digg.

I thought you weren't supposed to put water on a Greece fire...

Thanks, Leslie

...For helping fix the ugly rounders that used to be off-center around the masthead!

We All Have Days Like This, Buddy

I've been doing some housework and listening to the Sirius Blues station this afternoon and it put me in a good mindset. So I decided to dig up some good old Buddy Guy for you.

It's one of his better-known tunes and you'll see why, when you listen to this, that he's revered as a god, the world 'round...

Damn Right I've Got the Blues, from 1991.

You Talkin' to Me?

Hollywood seems like such a great place. Every time you do something, it ends up in one of the rags.

Defamer has started to become one of the sites I cruise for interesting tidbits and I found one here about Entourage's agent-god, Jeremy Piven getting in a little spat with the fam.

It's such a bummer that we're winding down on episodes for this season on Entourage...just as I was starting to warm up to it and find what I have been missing these last few years.

Blame Someone Else

Came across an interesting little posting about the US education system this morning.

This is one of those topics where you really have to wonder about someone who has a categorical, black-and-white opinion. It's complex, hard to test and always changing.

That said, the writer does throw enough caution in the air to rain on the folks who like to blame schools for all of our ills and try to convince us that in the good old days, everyone learned their ABCs...

Bill Maher's Real Time Returns on HBO This Weekend

I guess Real Time is broadcast live on Friday evenings, but the replay on Sunday evening turns into my 60-Minutes-ish weekend wrap up routine.

Here's a short Bill video, talking about what he did on his summer vacations...I kind of swiped it from HuffPo. ;-)

I feel like the creators are going to make me say things that cause my sphincter to tighten.

Special thanks to Janeane Garofalo for some words that could make those Eggs Benedict come back out the way they came in.

Turns out that Ms. G. is going to take a role on the hit FOX show, 24 pretty soon. While I've never watched it and don't have any plans to, it is rather amusing how she's whoring herself out to the network she's railed against for years.

I don't find Garofalo's liberal politics all that annoying, but it's her sanctimonious attitude that makes my toes just curl.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Blogger Now Offers Video Upload



Eh, kind of interesting, I guess. The one advantage I have found is that some users on YouTube don't allow embedding. But I can use RealPlayer to pull down a local flash copy of the video, then upload it here...provided it's under the 1M size limit.

The buffering wait is a little annoying, but it's still a nice enhancement.

I did not need it here w/ one of the great scenes from Godfather I, though. The flick choice was appropriate as I was making gnocchi for dinner while doing this.

I'm Never Too Busy for Ringo Starr!

Going through a stressful period at work, but this is probably the end of the hassles for some time...a project that we've been working on for some time goes live this week. If you see a PayPal "Donate to Dan" link on the front page come Thursday, you'll know how it went. ;-)

Anyway, I may try to get my mind off some of the stuff and post up some amusing things later on today or tomorrow, but in the meantime, I thought I would put up one of my favorite post-Beatles songs by any of the Fab Four. The claymation is historically inaccurate, since the Beatles themselves didn't play this song, but The No No Song is a light-hearted tune about an issue that's close to some folks' hearts.

We saw Ringo and his All Starr Band, jeez, back in the early 90s I guess. At that time, he was touring with Todd Rundgren, Nils Lofgren, Joe Walsh and Dave Edmunds. Fun time.

Make sure you make the 'sniffing' gesture at the appropriate point!


Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Neil Young Performs Dylan's "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"

This morning on the way in to work, I was listening to the Grateful Dead at Boston Garden during their last fall tour.

They let Phil dust off one of my favorite Dylan songs, "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues." I dare say I like their playing of it better than the master himself.

Anyway, I was having a tough time finding a listenable copy out on YouTube, so grabbed the commercially-recorded 30th Anniversary Show and Neil Young doing the honors.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Lyrics below...never to be missed.



When you're lost in the rain in Juarez
And it's Eastertime too
And your gravity fails
And negativity don't pull you through
Don't put on any airs
When you're down on Rue Morgue Avenue
They got some hungry women there
And they really make a mess outa you

Now if you see Saint Annie
Please tell her thanks a lot
I cannot move
My fingers are all in a knot
I don't have the strength
To get up and take another shot
And my best friend, my doctor
Won't even say what it is I've got

Sweet Melinda
The peasants call her the goddess of gloom
She speaks good English
And she invites you up into her room
And you're so kind
And careful not to go to her too soon
And she takes your voice
And leaves you howling at the moon

Up on Housing Project Hill
It's either fortune or fame
You must pick up one or the other
Though neither of them are to be what they claim
If you're lookin' to get silly
You better go back to from where you came
Because the cops don't need you
And man they expect the same

Now all the authorities
They just stand around and boast
How they blackmailed the sergeant-at-arms
Into leaving his post
And picking up Angel who
Just arrived here from the coast
Who looked so fine at first
But left looking just like a ghost

I started out on burgundy
But soon hit the harder stuff
Everybody said they'd stand behind me
When the game got rough
But the joke was on me
There was nobody even there to call my bluff
I'm going back to New York City
I do believe I've had enough



This Gave Me Cramps

On Voter Participation Rates

I've always been a bit skeptical of the people who loathe the low voter participation rates in this country in a vacuum. That is, they think that all other things constant, raising the level of voter registration is necessarily a good thing.

This is not so.

A new Harris poll released today and getting some news coverage says that only 1/3 of Americans will claim to be somewhat well-versed in American politics (they claim similar rates of ignorance of the world outside our borders, too).

While it's hard to quantify what exactly qualifies as being 'in the dark' about politics, this poll should not surprise us and gives fuel to my contention that it's a good thing so many people stay home on election day rather than soiling the ballot box with their derived-from-who-knows-where opinions on things.

I'm always amazed, in the last week or so before an election and the number of registered voters who will tell a pollster that they are still undecided. Now big decisions call for serious thought, but if you honestly believe that the majority of those people are undecided because they really can't, after hours of research, decide whether Social Security solvency means more to them than the other guy's proposed Iran policy, I'll have some of what you're smoking, please.

Practically no one who is planning on voting should be undecided in the week or two before an election.
Sure, the ideal thing would be to have an educated populous, and it's something worth talking about. But until that happens, I'm not exactly praying for anyone to Rock the Vote in 2008 any more than I am for a hole in the head.

Stealing from Mitt and Giving to Paul

HuffPo has an interesting piece up on how campaigns have changed over the years and one cost of the online presence.

Specifically, the article's about the daily war that goes on to keep Wikipedia entries on candidates both accurate and to one's liking. Since the information in them is essentially open-source, it can be changed regularly and you don't need the subject's blessing to do so.

I have a good friend (who I've been delinquent in calling...ugh) who has spent some time in the trenches and he said that maintaining some semblance of control over the Wiki-world can turn into a major league pain in the ass at times...

Anyway, enjoy! It's good to be alive today.

Who Are You Calling Illegal, Paleface?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Bob Saget...Family Man

Many people only know Bob Saget from his Full House and America's Funniest Home Videos days.

The fact is that the guy is a very raunchy comedian who's dumb like a fox.

You really should not watch this if you know that certain things offend you, little people are around or you are on a work machine...it better be by far the most vulgar joke you've ever heard.

This is from Penn Jillette's documentary about the joke of the same name, The Aristocrats.



BTW>> You'll note that the other "I thought he was clean!" guy, Paul Reiser, takes part in the festivities, too.

The Bill-O Factor

When I was a kid and learned about the Nazis, I sometimes wondered how a whole society could get all whipped up into believing that an ethnic group was the source of so many ills.

It just seemed so foreign to me.

While common sense forces me to stop well short of saying that we're on par with Germany in the 1930s, I just read something that showed me just how easily people here are being whipped up, too.

The McPaper ran a story about how many DUI deaths there were in the country last year, which states had more, which had less, etc.

This is no doubt a social ill worthy of folks' attention and with the traditional Labor Day crackdown around the corner, it was a timely story.

But I started scrolling through the comments at the bottom of it and while it was by no means the majority of posters, the number of people referencing "illegals" and how they "know that in the origin country of 'illegals' there is not much education on this" left me speechless.

I was without speech.

I've seen Bill-O do shows like this...finding crimes that are committed by a wide cross-section of people living in America (including "illegals") and all but saying that if we just got rid of the spics, our other unrelated social ills would be cured.

There was a story the other day about a looming water shortage in Las Vegas. You can extend the argument above to show that if it weren't for all these damned wet backs, we could all have our own cement pond.

Question is, who would clean them?

Monday, August 20, 2007

Now Lookie Here....He Looks Very Upset

I may have posted this at some point in the past, but either way, this is probably the funniest thing that has ever taken place in the history of the United States.

This is a totally farcical call.

Guess Where That Thumb Has Been

A Richardson honcho had to resign in shame (one has to wonder whether working for Richardson is, in fact, less shameful than being forced to resign!) today when it became public that he had some outstanding warrants and had managed a whorehouse.

Be on the lookout for him to be holding the position of first spouse's chief of staff if the 2008 election goes a certain way. He seems very qualified.

Better Support W or They'll Throw Your Butt in Jail

Kind of a spooky story here that's not getting covered all that well....

Jeffrey and Nicole Rank happened to be in West Virginia on July 4, 2004 when Shrub was going to be there giving a speech.

They decided to go in and show that not everyone was a sign-waving supporter of the President.

The federales in charge didn't really care for their anti-Bush t-shirts, so had them forcibly removed, detained and charged by the city with trespassing (on public grounds at a speech by the President).

In steps the ACLU to defend them and they walked away today with $80K.

Funny that it reminds me of the name of one of the Fox News Saturday financial shows...

Fantastic Movie

I hope I'm not becoming one of these artsy fartsy people, but after Michelangelo Antonioni died a few weeks back, I read the obit in the Times and decided to check out some of his movies.

Enter another cheerleading routine for Netflix. Because of the way they distribute things, they've made movies like his so much more accessible to someone like myself. There's no way my local Blockbuster could stock the variety of movies they are able to.

So I checked out Blow-up over the weekend and was blown away (sorry, could not resist). I have a few more of his movies in my waiting list and can't wait to get my paws on them.

It's admittedly, per above, a bit artsy and off-beat, but was a highly entertaining statement on whether what we see really is what it seems. I hesitate to say much more on the off-chance that someone will take my advice and give this flick two hours...but I hope you do.

Here's the Times original review of the movie from 1966.

Blow-Up (1966)

December 19, 1966

BLOW-UP

Published: December 19, 1966

It will be a crying shame if the audience that will undoubtedly be attracted to Michelangelo Antonioni's Blow-Up because it has been denied a Production Code seal goes looking more for sensual titillation than for the good, solid substance it contains—and therefore will be distracted from recognizing the magnitude of its forest by paying attention to the comparatively few defoliated trees.

This is a fascinating picture, which has something real to say about the matter of personal involvement and emotional commitment in a jazzed-up, media-hooked-in world so cluttered with synthetic stimulations that natural feelings are overwhelmed. It is vintage Antonioni fortified with a Hitchcock twist, and it is beautifully photographed in color. It opened at the Coronet last night.

It marks a long step for Mr. Antonioni, the Italian director whose style of introspective visualization has featured in all his Italian-language films from L'Avventura through Red Desert, and in all of which Monica Vitti has played what has amounted to a homogeneous gallery of alienated female roles. It is his first film in eight years without Miss Vitti. It is his first major film about a man. And it is his first film made in England and in English (except for one vagrant episode in his three-part I Vinti, made in 1952).

The fellow whose restlessness and groping interests Mr. Antonioni in this new film is a dizzyingly swinging and stylish freelance magazine photographer, whose racing and tearing around London gives a terrifying hint of mania. He can spend a night dressed up like a hobo shooting a layout of stark photographs of derelicts in a flophouse, then jump into his Rolls-Royce open-top and race back to his studio to shoot a layout of fashion models in shiny mod costumes—and do it without changing expression or his filthy, tattered clothes.

He can break off from this preoccupation and go tearing across the city in his car to buy an antique airplane propeller in a junk shop, with virtually the same degree of casualness and whim as he shows when he breaks off from concentrating on a crucial job in his darkroom to have a brief, orgiastic romp with a couple of silly teenage girls.

Everything about this feral fellow is footloose, arrogant, fierce, signifying a tiger—or an incongruously baby-faced lone wolf—stalking his prey in a society for which he seems to have no more concern, no more feeling or understanding than he has for the equipment and props he impulsively breaks. His only identification is with the camera, that trenchant mechanism with which he makes images and graphic fabrications of—what? Truth or Fantasy?

This is what gets him into trouble. One day, while strolling in a park, he makes some candid snaps of a young woman romancing with a man. The young woman, startled, tries to get him to give the unexposed roll of film to her. So nervous and anxious is she that she follows him to his studio. There, because she is fascinated by him and also in order to get the film, she submits to his arrogant seduction and goes away with a roll of film.

But it is not the right roll. He has tricked her, out of idle curiosity, it appears, as to why the girl should be so anxious. How is she involved?

When he develops the right roll and is casually studying the contact prints, he suddenly notices something. (Here comes the Hitchcock twist!) What is that there in the bushes, a few feet away from where the embracing couple are? He starts making blowups of the pictures, switching them around, studying the blow-ups with a magnifying glass. Is it a hand pointing a gun?

There, that is all I'm going to tell you about this uncommon shot of plot into an Antonioni picture—this flash of melodramatic mystery that suddenly presents our fellow with an involvement that should tightly challenge him. I will only say that it allows Mr. Antonioni to find a proper, rueful climax for this theme.

One may have reservations toward this picture. It is redundant and long. There are the usual Antonioni passages of seemingly endless wanderings. The interest may be too much concentrated in the one character, and the symbolistic conclusions may be too romantic for the mood.

It is still a stunning picture—beautifully built up with glowing images and color compositions that get us into the feelings of our man and into the characteristics of the mod world in which he dwells. There is even exciting vitality in the routine business of his using photographs—prints and blow-ups and superimpositions—to bring a thought, a preconception, alive.

And the performing is excellent. David Hemmings as the chap is completely fascinating—languid, self-indulgent, cool, yet expressive of so much frustration. He looks remarkably like Terence Stamp. Vanessa Redgrave is pliant and elusive, seductive yet remote as the girl who has been snapped in the park and is willing to reveal so much—and yet so little—of herself. And Sarah Miles is an interesting suggestion of an empty emotion in a small role.

How a picture as meaningful as this one could be blackballed is hard to understand. Perhaps it is because it is too candid, too uncomfortably disturbing, about the dehumanizing potential of photography.

BLOW-UP (MOVIE)

Directed by Michelangelo Antonioni; written by Mr. Antonioni, Tonino Guerra, and Edward Bond, based on a story by Julio Cortázar; cinematographer, Carlo Di Palma; edited by Frank Clarke; music by Herbie Hancock and The Yardbirds; produced by Pierre Rouve and Carlo Ponti; released by Premier Pictures. Running time: 110 minutes.

With: David Hemmings (Thomas), Vanessa Redgrave (Jane), Sarah Miles (Patricia) and Verushka, Jill Kennington, Peggy Moffit, Rosaleen Murray, Ann Norman, and Melanie Hampshire (Models).

I Never Thought I'd See the Day

I never thought I would see the day when I got rid of my Gillette Mach III razor, but that time has come.

I must have gotten on some marketer's list because on Saturday, I got a trial Gillette Fusion in the mail.

"What the hell," I thought, and used it this morning.
Comparatively, the Mach III felt like shaving with a broken Dr. Pepper bottle pulled from a long-closed gas station.

Oh my goodness!

So siky smooth, my face feels like a baby's butt!

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Ride of the Valkyries

One of my favorite movie scenes of all time. The drama of the build-up, the dialog, the excellent camera work, the stark display of how fast people's lives can change...and the music.

"How come all you guys sit on your helmets?"

Leave it to the Plain Dealer

As both of my loyal readers know, I really have it out for the Plain Dealer.

If only it were made of softer paper, they might be able to lure me into a subscription so that I could get a fresh roll of toilet paper delivered to my doorstep every morning.

Anyway, August 19 has become one of my favorite days of the year.

Why, you ask?

Because it's the day after the Feast of the Assumption street fair/festival ends here in Cleveland. I live just a half block off of ground zero and while my block doesn't have an exceptional amount of riff-raff running around, it does congest the whole area.

I like it for a short time and I'm happy that it brings in some business for the neighborhood, but beyond that, I'm glad when the circus leaves town. The ground-shaking fireworks marked its end last night around 10:30 PM.

So this morning, I thought I would share a bit of it with folks and find a photo gallery online...since I was too lazy to shoot and upload any myself.

Our good friends at the asylum known as the Plain Dealer have one up, but this one, in particular, caught my eye.

No matter how devoted a Catholic one might be, is is at all appropriate to display an image of her, and draw attention to the Virgin....right above your crotch?


Anyway, the gallery is mostly from parade day and doesn't really show that, beyond a nice parade (that actually goes right in front of my house) the rest of it is just a regular old street fair with beer gardens and that famous Italian delicacy....Gyros.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Thank God for Creative Americans

Talking Heads were always one of my favorite bands and I've started to dig back into them lately.

I came across a fairly-inventive video for "Mr. Jones" from their last album, Naked.

Friday, August 17, 2007

It Really is a Wonderful World

Well, we made it through another week, to live another day.

I was cruising around looking for something to fit my mood and I thought that the apparent juxtaposition of The Ramones singing the song made famous 
by Louis B. Armstrong, "What a Wonderful World" was pretty fitting.

I'm tired...hopefully will catch up some funnies from the news of the world later in the weekend.

Gaba Gaba Hey

You Can't Reason with Hurricane Season


Well, Hurricane Dean is bearing down on Texas.  I was just chatting with a co-worker down in the Lone Star State and she's ready for some fun.

My only question is how long it's going to be before some wise ass DJ pulls out the famous tape of another Dean who was talking about states he wanted to storm in on....

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Hot Damn, 'Cilla. You Wearin' Them Cotton Panties?


Well, each year on August 16th, we have to observe the auspicious anniversary of the King leaving us in a rather undignified manner.

As is well-known, Elvis just loved his women to wear cotton panties.  In fact, I've even found evidence of a cult of sorts that has as one of its tenets, for all female members to wear only such undergarments as would be Elvis-approved.

Personally, I'm a big fan of the King's gospel stuff, so I leave you with that today as my apathy towards blogging continues...still very tied up in work and other nonsense.

Thankya, thankyaverymuch.  I'll leave the building.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Not So Many Blues in Chicago This Summer

I've been burned enough times to not make my plans for October in August.

That said, with the Chicago Cubs sitting only 1.5 games out of first place in the Central, it is fun to turn on games again.

Watching them against the Rockies over the weekend (ouch), I was reminded of the Steve Goodman classic, "The Dying Cubs Fan's Last Request."

Enjoy.

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Sunday, August 12, 2007

You Can Find Anything on the Internet

I was sitting here actually doing some work on the other machine and heard a bizarre ad on Sirius for 'How to change your kid's attitude in 1 minutes or less' and was intrigued.

Did a little searching around and found a bizarre exchange on an eBay forum about this tape.