I feel like the creators are going to make me say things that cause my sphincter to tighten.

Special thanks to Janeane Garofalo for some words that could make those Eggs Benedict come back out the way they came in.

Turns out that Ms. G. is going to take a role on the hit FOX show, 24 pretty soon. While I've never watched it and don't have any plans to, it is rather amusing how she's whoring herself out to the network she's railed against for years.

I don't find Garofalo's liberal politics all that annoying, but it's her sanctimonious attitude that makes my toes just curl.